MACROPHALLUS

a prodigious penis; a large member.
Adjective: Macrophallic

The porn star, John Holmes, was well-known, and much celebrated for, his monstrous macrophallus.

by weave September 22, 2003

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Microphallaphobia

Fear of small penises

She abruptly left her one night stand after uncovering the tiny dick. She has some serious microphallaphobia.

by Maryrose March 16, 2017

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The act of a manager or supervisor micromanaging your work utilizing "small-dick energy". Micromanagement with an overt sarcasm, ego and know-it-all attitude. This word emphasizes double entendre utilizing the root term "microphallus" and structured to resemble "micromanaging".

Employee 1: "Watchout, that dickhead Mr. B is coming around the office microphallusing again. He really just tried to mansplain simple grade school math to me."
Employee 2: "Yeah, fuck this, i'm going on break early. I'll be back in a week."

by JonSevastra May 11, 2021

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