mickey mouse

the most successful pedophile in existence.
pretens to be cute while being disseases to childeren.

have you seen little john
no i heard he wen't to mickey mouse

by why are the all taken1589 November 6, 2019

mickey mouse

A series of alcoholic beverages consisting of 7 beers, 3 smirnoffs, 1 shot of vodka, proceeded by a whole can of smokeless tobacco.

Dude, last weekend, Mossy got fucked on a mickey mouse.

by Lurland Stephenson July 23, 2008

Mickey mouse

A mouse who keeps saying "Oh Boy" or "Hot Dog"

Oh my god, it's Mickey mouse 🐭

by Kinghamz358 June 1, 2020

Mickey Mouse

Marine slang meaning anything stupid or senseless (as used in the 1987 Stanley Kubrick film Full Metal Jacket

"WHAT IS THIS MICKEY MOUSE SHIT?!"

by idiotsrus92 March 7, 2009

Mickey Mouse

Anything that is pedantic, trivial, or needlessly time-consuming. Can be used interchangeably with chickenshit.

Boss: OK, I need you to go through this 2,400-page report, and change the phrase "financial adjustment" to "fiscal alteration" each time it appears.
Me: I haven't got time for this Mickey Mouse bullshit.

"Send Fredo off to do this, send Fredo off to do that! Let Fredo take care of some Mickey Mouse nightclub somewhere!" - Fredo Corleone, The Godfather Part II

by CheezyTots14 April 29, 2013

Mickey Mouse

To build or repair something shoddily and with substandard materials.

Who built this Mickey Mouse thing anyway?

by Damn Proud to be an American March 22, 2003

Mickey Mouse

The icon of Disney. Unfortunately, he has been completely scrapped and replaced by whores such as Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers.

Person 1: What ever happened to Mickey Mouse
Person 2: Who knows? I've been too busy trying to get my sister to stop watching all the other shit on Disney.

by Edfrommars October 14, 2008