Michalina

Michalina is a beautiful woman. She is shy a little but when she knows you will want to her best friend or her boyfriend. Michalina is also a rare girl and name. Michalina is very funny and energetic. She loves sports. But what we all like about her is she doesnt put up with shit if you hurt somone she loves you won't know what hit you!. But she is very sweet and caring and will be yours forever. She loves boys with charming smile's and boys with galines and are of course cute if she picks you to be with her don't be stupid she will stand by your side and be there for you!.

1.boy Omg its Michalina should I ask her to the dance? 2.boy No way im asking her!

by Meme forever December 1, 2017

Beverly Hills, Michigan

a small village in the suburbs of Detroit, Michigan that has to deal with constantly being compared to its much sweeter namesake in California. This is the 48025 not the 90210.

Audrey: Hi I'm Audrey I'm from Beverly Hills-
James (interupting): CALIFORNIA?! THAT'S SO AWESOME!
Audrey: Um, no I'm from Beverly Hills, Michigan

by beverlyhillbilly March 14, 2011

michigan left

On divided highways, a michigan left is the act of making a right onto a road, getting into the far left lane and making a left through a paved U-Turn to go left again. It's the only way to go left in a lot of parts of Michigan.

I was on Rochester Road in Troy and had to make a Michigan Left to get back on big beaver.

by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

michigan pot hole

When you pull down a girls panties and her vagina is much larger than anticipated.

Kelly looked hot as hell last night, until I saw her Michigan pot hole, I thought there is no way she is gonna even feel me.

by Kevin Wolfe February 27, 2017

detroit beach, michigan

Heroin capital of Michigan. Detroit beach, like surrounding woodland beach and all the other beaches near it are home to the largest heroin addiction within the Midwest.

Often times, the residents are also pedophiles which is apparent due to the local sex offender registry. The average person has ten kids with ten different people and at least twelve needles spread throughout the floor of their home at any given time.

The population consists of more drug addicts than people,including dogs and the drug addicted fish in the lake from all the needle disposals.

Also home to the largest party slut population in the county, even rivaling the likes of Newport.

Tim : Yeah I went out to Detroit beach, michigan the other day, was going to swim but there were needles scattered like land mines all up and down the sand

Bob : Oh what a shock, somebody would probably molest your kids too out that way

by MurderMitten May 11, 2016

Michigan sandstorm

Snort cocaine Through your ass and fart it out onto another person

Yo I got mad drunk last night and Michigan sandstormed with this fat hooker from Wisconsin

by Adogg69 September 27, 2013

Michalina

The bestest friend anyone could ever have, who you can tell anything to and have the best laughs with.

Michalina is a brilliant friend.

by Kaylaa' August 18, 2010