A team of stuck of players and a damn bad fanbase of snots and preps. They may think they are better then OSU, but they lose. And by the way, I hate OSU, its just the facts.
by babrook April 05, 2005
by Kombat August 13, 2007
The Michigan Wolverines are the first Top 10 Team to ever lose to a Division 1-AA team. This should tell you how much this team really sucks. This example in itself gives you a reason to say, "Fuck Michigan, Go Buckeyes." Let's compare coaches:
Jim Tressel: One of the highest paid and most respected coaches in all of football.
Lloyd Carr: Future Recipient of Unemployment Checks and Food Stamps
Jim Tressel: One of the highest paid and most respected coaches in all of football.
Lloyd Carr: Future Recipient of Unemployment Checks and Food Stamps
A Michigan student and an OSU student are both using the restroom at one of the heated Ohio State Buckeyes vs Michigan Wolverines football games. The OSU student begins to walk out:
Michigan Student: "You know, at The University of Michigan, they teach us to wash our hands after using the bathroom."
OSU Student: "Yeah, well at THE Ohio State University, they teach us not to piss on our hands."
Michigan Student: "You know, at The University of Michigan, they teach us to wash our hands after using the bathroom."
OSU Student: "Yeah, well at THE Ohio State University, they teach us not to piss on our hands."
by smludwig September 26, 2007
by Fred Meijer October 15, 2013
The team who beat ND 38-0 and Ohio State 35-21 in the same year. Chris Perry once had 51 carries and over 200 yards against in-state rival MSU. The team has went to the Rose Bowl the last two years and lost because of BS plays. The most winniest program in college football. The teams who's qb's go to win 3 superbowls. The team who has a freshman qb and RB that are two of the best players in the county. (Chad Henne and Mike Hart). The team to have the best player in college football (Braylen Edwards). Ohio State, great job this year, but how come you lost 4 games prior to beating us, including Northwestern. And we still went to the Rose Bowl.
by mark May 07, 2005
The Michigan Wolverines are a NCAA Big 10 football team that has got the short end of the stick for the past decade. There are team that has a shitty fanbase; often thinking they are better than they really are. Despite this, their rivals fanbases tend to be equally as bad or worse (especially the fans in Ohio). They've went through a cycle of coaches that were both awful and culture changing to Maize and Blues history. In recent years, their new head coach Jim Harbaugh has tried his best to turn around this program, yet he still can't beat Ohio State in "The Game." Every year it seems like Michigan will do well, they fail. They blow it against some shit team, then they follow that up by getting beat by the Buckeyes The Game being the only semi-hard game on THEEEE Ohio State schedule.
Michigan Fan: "The Michigan Wolverines will be great this year!"
Any other NCAAF team fan: "Yeah just as great as you've been for the last ten years."
OSU fan: "We will always be the best team in the Big Ten. Also, Urban Meyers dick is the tastiest think I've put in my mouth!!!"
Any other NCAAF team fan: "Yeah just as great as you've been for the last ten years."
OSU fan: "We will always be the best team in the Big Ten. Also, Urban Meyers dick is the tastiest think I've put in my mouth!!!"
by CollegeFootballFan123 November 12, 2018
the best team to ever play football. now before you say they suck, weve always been good exept for the past 2 years. OSU has been bad exept sence 2002. You cock suckers dont remember because you were too busy getting your ribs removed so you can jizz in your own mouth
#1 in wins
had best coach ever. Bo Chembeckler
has a 54-49 record agaisnt osu
any more questions?
MICHIGAN WOLVERINES
had best coach ever. Bo Chembeckler
has a 54-49 record agaisnt osu
any more questions?
MICHIGAN WOLVERINES
by the poster of this word September 25, 2009