George Michael Ideation

Serious medical condition/mental disorder found in primarily in women that results from an inability to confront strong emotional and physical attraction to men with hot-ass George Michael stubble. Symptoms include listening to George Michael or Wham records on repeat, cutting out George Michael photos and posting them on your fridge, night-table or desktop. Also includes sudden or spontaneous thoughts about George Michael, existential longing to be with George Michael, erotic dreams about George Michael, moistness and occasional feminine discharge.

(3am)Melissa: “Mom, sorry to call so late but I just had another wet dream about George Michael. I'm scared”
Mom: “|That's strange. Your sudden longing for George Michael concerns me. Is there any one in your life with really hot-ass stubble?”
Melissa “Just john from my design class, why does that matter?.”
Mom: “It sounds like you have a bad case of George Michael Ideation induced by his hot-ass stubble. You'd better start banging him immediately before it gets worse”
Melissa: “Thanks mom, I will!”

by jmanuel June 23, 2010

George Michael-ing

The act of walking or driving by a large group of people Blasting George Michael's Careless Whisper.

Guy 1: i just got some subwoofers put into the Bronco

Guy 2: alright lets go George Michael-ing around town

by Gren1109 November 13, 2011

Michael is gay

Well ya Michael is gay

Michael is gay

by Ligmafatnuts October 6, 2020

Michael Irvined

A raping in which no criminal charges are pressed. Often used to describe a situation in which a person gets the raw end of a deal.

Did you see Jack's new car? He paid way too much for it. The dealer definitely Michael Irvined him on that one.

by BuckeyeJoe March 1, 2010

Michael in a box

A jack in a box except when you turn it plays a song used in one of the song's vsauce has used and when it pops up it says "HEY VSAUCE MICHAEL HERE." Once it is pushed down it says "AND AS ALWAYS THANKS FOR WATCHING."

I bought my child a Michael in a box and he loved it.

by President Luigi. October 10, 2017

michael is gay

a gay person by the name michael who likes people by the name ronnie juan angelo lucas

,michael is gay, when he dreams of ronnie

by fortnite_user68367827653678762 June 29, 2020

Michael Ian Black

Character actor best known for his sardonic wit on the VH1 retro specials "I Love The 80's"; "I Love The 70's"; and "I Love The 80's Strikes Back", not to mention the newer "I Love The 90's" shows.

"The State" sucked but those 80's deals on VH1 are great thanks to Michael Ian Black and company.

by Neilmiser June 1, 2004