Mia Khalifa

A literal Goddess. She has extraordinary tits and an amazing body with a pussy so good it’s like it’s in her genes. She is and forever will be the sexiest woman alive.

Mia Khalifa is G.O.R.G.E.O.U.S.

by Alx.777 August 8, 2022

Mia Khalifa

Ugly, nerdy looking Caucasian colonizer.

Has a hooked nose, ugly face, big boned and fat body.

Went to an international school in the Middle East; ended up doing porn in the US and getting fucked by black people.

Mia Khalifa is ugly and fat. She looks like Amy from Big Bang Theory.

by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 July 10, 2024

Mia Khalifa's Paradox

The quasi-scientific phenomena where brown (Muslim, Middle Eastern, South Asian/Asian Indian and occasionally Latina) girls without glasses look nothing alike/ extremely dissimilar yet the same brown girls when using glasses will look extremely similar/almost identical

"Yo bro, that indian girl with glasses in math class looks like mia Khalifa "
"No duh it's called Mia Khalifa's Paradox- brown girls with glasses look similiar to eachother and without glases look different "

by TheScientist420 February 24, 2023

Mia Khalifa,Lauren Alexis,Pokimaine and Belle Delphine

A man’s 4 worst enemies during NNN

I hate Mia Khalifa,Lauren Alexis,Pokimaine and Belle Delphine when NNN comes around.

by What’s your handle321 February 3, 2024

the mia khalifa

The act of putting a raw egg between your lips, rapidly inhaling and thus propelling the egg into your esophagus. Great party trick. Named after the middle-eastern porn star.

some fucc boi : "i call this the mia khalifa" proceeds to choke
crowd: "ayy lmao"

by Og_gangbanger April 24, 2017

Mia Kalifa

An Idiot who can't spell Mia Khalifa

Friend: Wanna see Mia Khalifa?
Me: Sure...
Friend Searches up Mia Kalifa
Me: You fucking buffoon, you idiot

by MousePadKing November 25, 2019

Mia Kalifa

Hit or miss
I guess they never miss, huh?
you got a boyfriend I bet he doesn't kiss ya
(muah)
hes gonna skrrt and hit the dab like WIZ kalifaaaa

me: hit or miss

the whole of target: I guess they never miss, huh?
sung by Mia Kalifa

by booobbbbbbbbbbb2777 January 17, 2019