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Velvet Merlin

A girl jerks you off while you wear a blanket as a wizard robe. She must use both hands as if grasping a hilt of a sword, pulling it from the stone. As you ejaculate, she points your dick at your own chin, giving you a drippy white beard.
I went to kiss my kids good night and forgot my wife gave me a Velvet Merlin.
by electrical discharge April 22, 2014
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Marylin

Very beautiful but doesn’t know it. She is smart, funny, but insecure. She loves food and has a remote friend group of 4-5. She’s loyal and curvy. She may have a tough life and may have depression. But love her endlessly. Never betray her.
Is that a Marylin?

Wow I need her!!
by Hi I love you January 26, 2019
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Merlinpeen

The official holy day of the Verdukian festive season, also known as the Verdukian Holiday of Mouth Pleasures.

The most famous symbol of Merlinpeen is a bowl of meat cubes with a picture of Jimmy Connors sticking out.

One Merlinpeen tradition involves the eating of free sausage pizza, followed by gentle flossing performed by a blonde virgin.
Good Merlinpeen to you!
by EightGuineasForTheFruitbat January 7, 2011
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merelin

Merelin is a beautiful girl that loves music and does not believe ANYTHING without proof she is one of the best people you will ever meet.
She's so talented! her name must be Merelin
by lily moriah May 28, 2020
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Merlinm88

An E-Thug who gets his daily satisfaction from finding scapers myspaces, phone numbers, real life pics, and other information they do not share over the internet, then flaming them and/or spamming it to others.
Back off man or I'll post your RL pic in CDRSC and Merlinm88 will see it.
by CanYouSayLOL February 15, 2009
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Merlinian

N. An obsessive fan of the BBC show Merlin, and commonly a member of the fansite, MerlinTvShow.com.
After watching the first episode of Merlin, Majorie joined MerlinTvShow.com and has become a true Merlinian.
by RandomDef January 1, 2010
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Merlin

a cutie that you better not lose if you get her. she's a sweetheart and everyone loves her. she makes everyone happy. she's really shy and quiet but smart. she's real attractive but hates how she looks. she's really creative and loves music. she's a girl that you would never wanna lose. if you fall in love with a merlin don't let her go. she's the best thing to happen to you.
Yo i love merlin!
by lmaoo12 March 13, 2017
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