Mentzered

Something being repaired by a person whos knowledge of the matter only stems from youtube

He really fucking mentzered your laptop

by timsfatporkerwife January 9, 2012

merthur

A ship between a gay wizard and the king of Camelot. Although not explicitly cannon it has many followers, especially on tumblr. The name comes from a mashup of Merlin and Arthur.

person A : I was reading some good fanfiction last night.

person B : What was it about?

person A : I won’t tell you but know it included merthur.

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person A : How do you know merthur is real?

person B : poetry

by h0ts0cks February 1, 2020

mertqq

Yet another sad poonless loner with absolutely no life, who has taken up hammer ---; , hytham's torch as the Urban Dictionary editor with the most time on his hands. Currently at 532,860 decisions (351 per day), he would have spent 4.2 years of non-stop editing everyday in between jacking off to tentacle hentai porn in his parent's basement alone in the dark, surrounded by empty pizza boxes and beer cans, sweating profusely in his greasy t-shirt and semen-stained underpants. Occasionally his mother yells at him to get off his fat lazy ass but she has secretly given up all hope of him doing anything with his life. Thus mertqq's only solace is the fact that he has made the most decisions on urbandictionary.com where he spends all his nights checking the 'Users' list from time to time to ensure his decision-making superiority remains uncontested.

Congratulations mertqq.

hammer ---; , hytham has moved on, it is possible he found a job, but most likely he has simply died of diabetes or other complication from his obesity. It is only a matter of time mertqq succumbs to his poor lifestyle and diet, and someone else takes the torch.

Will it be you?

by Young Reezie October 15, 2010

mertna

Mertna is one of millions playing, creating and exploring the endless possibilities of ROBLOX. she/he claim to be a "cold' wizard. its gender is unknown to most of the people on ROBLOX, but most of them think Mertna is most likely a Male.
Also Mertna is one of the Admins on the game BYM (Build Your Own Mech) he is a nice person most of the time. and many info shows that he is actually in Love with the Player by the name of "LushPopCornchicken" (Lush is a blexican man. AKA Lush the pedo)

mertna wants some ice cube.
mertna is a nerd
Lush is in love with Mertna

by MushyNoose April 11, 2018

merther

West Indian.Denotes the sensations produced by smoking marijuana while listening to dub reggae.The merging and distortion of sense impressions that occurs during cannibonoid trance.

"Sound system make pure merther tonight."

by Mugwump November 11, 2004

merza

A slang term for an arrogant person who is if argued with, comparable to arguing with a wall.

Person A: How did it go?
Person B: Bad, he was such a Merza.

by James Hazinson August 20, 2010

Mertzy

A Rocket League content creator/freestyler who creates Rocket League content for his own Youtube Channel as well as being part of a Rocket League team called Disunified with his team mates/friends Pulse Osm and Linkuru

That Freestyler is so Mertzy

by WhatisJoblessFat January 18, 2021