merriam 

The length of skin between a man's anus and scrotum.

Edible boxers make my merriam itch.

merriam by intrepion May 10, 2008

merriam 

The most awesome Cyanide and Happiness comic ever! Outside of this, the definition is largely unknown.

When Merriam received his first copy of the Merriam-Webster dictionary, he was shocked to find that his friend, Webster, had named the skin between the scrotum and anus after him!

merriam by Oonce, oonce, WTF May 30, 2008

merriam 

The length of skin between a man's anus and scrotum.

I got very mad at my colleague when I discovered he named the distance between the scrotum and anus after me, Merriam.

merriam by wetdirtmud May 10, 2008

Merriam 

A female who has alluring energy and dreamy eyes. She probably has green or blue eyes, which sparkle like the ocean. If you haven’t noticed, her name literally means star of the sea. Most likely has been born with sharp teeth. She is like a siren in a sense that she is very beautiful, but deadly. Although she is very hard to provoke or get angry, when she does it like a siren attack. When discussing careers and goals, Merriam is a quiet achiever and takes her work extremely seriously. She is extremely intelligent and puts effort in everything she does. Looking at her love life, she probably doesn’t have one. She’s too intimidating for men to approach, as well as picky. Though many will confess to love her, like a siren once again, she can make men completely mesmerized my her beauty. If you are able to get her to fall for you, most likely you’ll fall first and never let go. She is wife material, and beyond intelligent. Just by being around her, you’ll daydream putting a ring on her finger.

Guy 1: Merriam, you are the most beautiful woman I have ever met. I dream about you every night and can’t get you out of my head. I’m in love with you.
Merriam: You’re not in love with me, you’re infatuated by me. Anyway, I’m not interested.
Guy 1: I will never stop trying.
*4 years go by*
Merriam: I’m still not interested.
Guy 1: I’ll never give up.

Merriam by bluebaby1 November 24, 2021

Merriam Webster 

The boring version of urban dictionary. A very normal dictionary that most student use and can be found in book stores.

Student 1: Hey, do you know what "abysmal" means?
Student 2: Let me find the definition in Merriam Webster.

Merriam Webster by WeepersLikeMe December 27, 2019

merriam-webstraculate 

The act of spouting off technical terms out of fear when one is caught in a lie of a scholarly nature.

The senator,after being called out for not knowing the details of a proposed law, began to merriam-webstraculate to conceal his complete ignorance.

merriam-webstraculate by killercut20 January 15, 2018

merriam-webster.com 

The awesomest website ever, both for its unparalleled collection of English words and its all-purpose audio pronunciations.

1. I wonder what "agglutinative" means...*click click*...aha! Now I know and shall forever treasure the knowledge.

2. Fun-loving wordophile: Heheheh...hey dude, check this out...

Dude: What is it?

Fun-loving wordophile: Listen...*click* -you- *click* -are- *click* -a- *click* -dick- *click* -wad-

Dude: Holy shit, that's brilliant.

Fun-loving wordophile: I know, I love merriam-webster.com. There's nothing quite like perverting helpful knowledge for the purpose of juvenile diversion!

Dude: Wow. You need to get off there, Mr. Wordy Pants.

merriam-webster.com by Kayl June 13, 2008