Merriam

The lenght of skin between a man's anus and scrotum.

Cyanide's merriam was 18 inches long!

by Kasheck May 10, 2008

Merriam

(noun) The length of skin between a man's anus and scrotum.

I totally defined merriam as the length between a man's anus and scrotum!

~ Cyanide and Happiness 05/10/2008

by Jacko Xmas May 10, 2008

Merriam

(n)
The length of skin between a man's anus and scrotum.

Creating the definition of "Merriam" was the last thing Webster did before he died...

by Culture Vulture May 10, 2008

Merriam Webster

The boring version of urban dictionary. A very normal dictionary that most student use and can be found in book stores.

Student 1: Hey, do you know what "abysmal" means?
Student 2: Let me find the definition in Merriam Webster.

by WeepersLikeMe December 27, 2019

merriam-webstraculate

The act of spouting off technical terms out of fear when one is caught in a lie of a scholarly nature.

The senator,after being called out for not knowing the details of a proposed law, began to merriam-webstraculate to conceal his complete ignorance.

by killercut20 January 15, 2018

merriam-webster.com

The awesomest website ever, both for its unparalleled collection of English words and its all-purpose audio pronunciations.

1. I wonder what "agglutinative" means...*click click*...aha! Now I know and shall forever treasure the knowledge.

2. Fun-loving wordophile: Heheheh...hey dude, check this out...

Dude: What is it?

Fun-loving wordophile: Listen...*click* -you- *click* -are- *click* -a- *click* -dick- *click* -wad-

Dude: Holy shit, that's brilliant.

Fun-loving wordophile: I know, I love merriam-webster.com. There's nothing quite like perverting helpful knowledge for the purpose of juvenile diversion!

Dude: Wow. You need to get off there, Mr. Wordy Pants.

by Kayl June 13, 2008

merriam-webster

The easier definition and easier to understand.

If you don't understand the Google definition, try Merriam-Webster!

by LotusFlowerInAPond June 28, 2016