merch

Combination merienda (afternoon snack) and lunch; usually served between noon and afternoon.

I merch during weekends.

by therapist032 August 28, 2010

merch

the nastiest pussy you will ever encounter. its hairy, flappy and fulls of zits and basically shit

oh shit dude, why you lookin at that, shes got a fuckin merch.

dude you better cut that shit out or i'll order some merch to go just for you

by Big D July 28, 2004

merch

1.can be used randomly when theres an acqward silence.
2.used to make someone laugh
3. good to use if your a dumbass

Llaina:what are you doing
Cheesepipe: merch.

by ling ling December 6, 2004

merch

The class of '06 seniors used this as their signature phrase. Now the fag Juniors in the d-wing down quad think that they are pretty cool for using it and making shirts saying it.

Alex: Dude, i get lots of merch.

Jae: dude, i wish i could get some halfway decent merch, but all i can get is my fellow quad members. I'm so original. LOLLOLOLOLOl.. I am an azn chink.

by Nathaniel hausfater November 21, 2006

Merching

Doing paid to posts on Instagram.

Now that Oliver's got 100k followers, he's gonna be merching the fuck out of his IG.

by 1dead June 22, 2019

Merch

Chicago slang meaning to put it on something, or to be able to provide factual evidence that something is what you're claiming it to be.

Merch they sell Jordan’s on Walmart website!

Or

She started that beef and I can merch it

by Tikibomb October 24, 2018

Merch

Chicago slang for prove or put on something

Girl 1:”a whole group of bitches just tried to jump me”!
Girl 2:”MERCH!
Girl 1:on my mama they did!

Boy 1:me and my girl just fucked
Boy 2:MERCH
Boy 1:I can prove it I recorded it

Boy 2:omg lemme see

So now u know both definitions one is proving and one is putting it on something hopefully u get the point😂

by DiamondGiselle April 21, 2019