menapause

A woman being bitchy and stopping her period

Billy is so bitchy he must be going through menapause

by Bob thim le May 20, 2018

Mensapause

Inexplicably becoming stupid at age 55, especially to your own children (who once thought you knew everything!)

My parents have gone through Mensapause and can't even count their own ears anymore!

by sneederbee December 16, 2010

metapause

The maturing of a young female Web surfer, when falsehoods and insults cease to flow from her typing fingers; see mantopause

She reached the age of 16, and went through metapause after reading savage youtube comments and feeling reflective on her own posts.

by FakeWords11 August 21, 2016

Metapause

Whenever someone stops using the metaverse.

Gary went through severe metapause after he saw TRON: Legacy.

by Give me a high Fife October 4, 2022

Metapause

A deliberate pause taken after effort, where the mind continues working subconsciously, leading to sudden growth or clarity when you return.

Artists: “I’m on a metapause from anatomy studies , I’ll come back sharper.”

Gamers: “Took a metapause from ranked, came back cracked.”

Writers: “This draft needs a metapause before I edit.”

Everyday life: “I had to metapause on that decision, now it makes sense.”

by Vincent Freke September 8, 2025