Melendez

Coax a partner into sex by lying about your accomplishments

Pulled a Melendez last night

by Alex Stein January 30, 2024

lian marcella melendez aponte

Lian goes to stem middle academy in springfield massachusetts and she is besties with zyair monroe.

" wow, its lian marcella melendez aponte'

by jdrjgnjvsdjkxkmljwefcjijirefjo May 23, 2022

Alan Melendez

A name stereotype given to those who display suspicious behavior or threatening

Alan Melendez
A name stereotype given to those who display suspicious behavior or threatening intentions
- that foo roddy actin sus, call him Alan Melendez

by Ok bro December 14, 2021

Dirty Melendez

1: Sexual act. A Dirty Melendez is performed while anal pounding a fat, drunk, pathetic loser. The top fingers the loser's ass and wipes the remnants on the loser's upper lip. 2: An alcoholic, foul smelling, has-been never-was, loser, needle dick, closeted homosexual, deadbeat dad, narcissist with delusions of grandeur, who has a joke of what he calls a podcast.

Stuttering John is a Dirty Melendez

by GenerationXP April 14, 2024

Melendez

To luck into great things in your life, only to fuck up said things, once people who are better than you figure out your scam.

Man, I was hired sight-unseen for a great gig where people nurtured me because they felt sorry for me. I let it get to my head and once I was hired by an even bigger gig, they quickly figured out my scam and demoted me and cut my pay drastically like what they did to Stuttering John Melendez.

by Irish1275 March 3, 2024

Esteban Melendez-Hector

Usually a light skin cat who a lil slow. Licks the cheeto dust off his fingers. Wears too tight leggings. Has tig ole bitty fetish.

He's definitely an Esteban Melendez-Hector, you can tell by how he sucks his thumb.

by Nia88 May 28, 2018