a female given name. an extreme tease and an excessive time waster. melanies will often say one thing and do another and make promises having absolutely no intention of delivering on them.
first guy: man i can't believe i asked that girl out six times and got no positive results. i really liked her.
second guy: sound like you were dealing with a melanie
second guy: sound like you were dealing with a melanie
by anonymous man152 January 25, 2011
Get the melaniemug. A girl who is to nosey, And thinks the world revolves around her. Gets jealous easily and thinks she's someone's only friend. Either really skinny, or really fat.
by 90101096 April 21, 2023
Get the melaniemug. by yourbestmotherfuckingfriend October 18, 2011
Get the melaniemug. A generally nice person with pretty eyes and crazy hair. Obsessed with video games. Be careful because she can be known to stab you in the back.
by clive789 May 2, 2011
Get the melaniemug. she is a person who is toxic and annoying and her main goal is to steal other people’s crushes or boyfriends before you have a chance.
melanie is such a bitch
by akwjzjjxof September 28, 2020
Get the melaniemug. A bit of an easygoing person, tends to sit on guys knees and try to get one on one attention, acts out for attention as she doesnt get enough. Constantly needing reassurance and compliments to feed her bravado, but inside is a very very weak person. All in all a very beautiful soul. But has a few unresolved issues
"oh my god look at that sad excuse of a woman over there, shes a pure wreck"
"lest go its just the usual Melanie "
" im sure she needs therapy"
"lest go its just the usual Melanie "
" im sure she needs therapy"
by crunchtime March 30, 2010
Get the melaniemug. A tall tan girl who enjoys watching porn and enjoys flirting with guys all the damm time. she enjoys drinking and smoking weed
Person1" I just got high with this girl melanie. Person2" Oh yeah man she is the best person to get high with"
by JamesCordon August 12, 2019
Get the melaniemug.