melanie

a female given name. an extreme tease and an excessive time waster. melanies will often say one thing and do another and make promises having absolutely no intention of delivering on them.

first guy: man i can't believe i asked that girl out six times and got no positive results. i really liked her.

second guy: sound like you were dealing with a melanie

by anonymous man152 January 25, 2011

melanie

A girl who is to nosey, And thinks the world revolves around her. Gets jealous easily and thinks she's someone's only friend. Either really skinny, or really fat.

"dont tell me melanies here, shes so annoying."

by 90101096 April 21, 2023

melanie

melanie or mel enjoys being anled and shoveling horse shit. her new thing is blumkin

" that girl always melanies"

by yourbestmotherfuckingfriend October 18, 2011

melanie

A generally nice person with pretty eyes and crazy hair. Obsessed with video games. Be careful because she can be known to stab you in the back.

Oh my god she's such a melanie

by clive789 May 2, 2011

melanie

she is a person who is toxic and annoying and her main goal is to steal other people’s crushes or boyfriends before you have a chance.

melanie is such a bitch

by akwjzjjxof September 28, 2020

melanie

A bit of an easygoing person, tends to sit on guys knees and try to get one on one attention, acts out for attention as she doesnt get enough. Constantly needing reassurance and compliments to feed her bravado, but inside is a very very weak person. All in all a very beautiful soul. But has a few unresolved issues

"oh my god look at that sad excuse of a woman over there, shes a pure wreck"

"lest go its just the usual Melanie "

" im sure she needs therapy"

by crunchtime March 30, 2010

melanie

she is a rude and self-obsessed bitch. She seems nice at first but she will stab you I the back without you realizing it. she only sticks with the people who look like her and likes every guy she talks to. she will try to steal your man but if he is loyal her powers won't work.

random person: hey have you seen that girl melanie?
random person 2: yeah such a bitch but kinda pretty...

by allblacks08 August 23, 2020