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Megakankler

Someone with abnormally large kankles. Usually a common place for a kankelsauresrex to hide. Found more commonly in obese people or, at a minimum, overweight people. Very unattractive and lumpy.
Oh my god! Is that Tom? What are those things on his legs? He is definitely a megakankler.
by kankeld March 7, 2009
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Megagank

verb: a form of rape-age via videogame
Oh my god there is another team over there that are about to Megagank me. Where the hell is my team, oh there at the top of the map wanking off, i think i'll join them.
by The Woods Guide December 1, 2010
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megadank

"LMFAO THIS MEME IS MEGADANK"
by January 15, 2019
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Megabasket

A low profile job consisting of fitting yourself inside a shopping basket for 20hrs a day. Employee will be required to not go to the toilet and chase people while making mating noises. If they catch the person they chase, they must peform sweet sweet rape to them. This is their livelihood forever now.
Blake: " What do you want to be when your older?"

Ruby: " I've always wanted to be a Megabasket since i was little."
by La Flama Blanca October 1, 2021
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Megawank

A masturbation session where you are home alone in the house, and you play your desired porn video on the large family TV in the living room to get the full experience. Additional supplements must be used in order for the wank to qualify as a megawank, at a minimum - baby lotion or oil.
My family have gone out shopping for the day, I can't wait to have a megawank using the downstairs telly and take advantage of that 4K definition.
by Shaun1002 August 11, 2021
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