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Medieval bush

Overgorwn, unkempt and matted pubic hair, making sexual penetration difficult, if not impossible, without cutting.

Generally dirty, and smelly due to lack of access to vagina for cleaning.
hey john man! the girl i hooked up with last night had some serious medieval bush going on. I had to eat that shit from the back.
by monkeybones February 9, 2009
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Medieval body shape

(Noun)
A female human body in line with the ideals of Medieval Europe, i.e. a petite and slender figure, small and round breasts high on the chest, and a protruding, round belly.
Beauty ideals change over time and depending on the location and context. In Western Europe during the Middle Ages, the nobility set a particular beauty ideal for women: a fragile and petite figure, with small and round breasts high on the chest, and a protruding round belly. The Medieval body shape eventually gave way to new Renaissance ideals.
by Monticello-W October 18, 2016
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medievalify

Before: "You Can't Touch This. Now Stop! Hammer Time
-Medievalify-
After: "Thou Canst Toucheth This, Now Halt, It Be-ith the time of hammer
by AfroNinja117 May 28, 2009
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Medieval Handshake

When you hand shake someone where you grab the other persons forearm instead of the traditional grabbing of hands. Mostly used by badasses.
As Brad got out of the airport Rob gave him a solid Medieval Handshake to welcome him home.
by the medievaler November 7, 2015
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medieval diss track

my mill grinds, pepper and spice
You’re mill grinds, rats and mice
My hand picks, only what grows

Your hand picks, only your nose
My grain tastes, delightful
Your grain tastes, very frightful
My mother cooks, with much care,
Your mother cooks, with her hair
My wife smells, of pure honey
Your wife smells, of bad money
My fields are, happy to see
Your fields are, sad to decree
My hat fits, like a fiddle
Your hat fits, like it’s little
My king is, smart and wise
Your king is, full of lies
My sheep will, keep us alive
Your sheep will, fail to arrive
by ti;hkgeuhgeikhgiojkhf May 4, 2023
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Medlin

The last or middle name of someone from or related to an awesome and creative family.
Medlin's are known to have the ability to sleep anywhere or for long periods of time. They're also good at holding their liquor and good in crisis.
James: "Oh, the Medlins they're my favorite family I wish I were related to them!"
by Pixelated Nobody November 26, 2010
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Medfield

A mid-upper class town in Massachusetts, best known for it's rich Roman Catholic Republican population and lack of diversity, despite being in the democratic state of MA. Police reports generally consists of nothing more than a noise complaint or "nicely dressed black man looking suspicious". The high school culture revolves around both the finest preppy styles, lacrosse and hockey. lacrosse team is very good because of the coach, laxbros seem to be top of the social tier. Driving down Main Street you are sure to see many BMW, Mercedes and Lexus. Most kids are grounded and dedicated to school work. The girls are classy at home, but crazy at night. Don't fall for their conservative acts. The local parties are in the basement of peoples houses, the parents dont care that the amount of alcohol each child consumes each weekend would make a college kid jealous. Not to mention their parents money they throw away on drugs from weed to coke. Most kids spend their summers down the cape with their grandparents riches in vineyard vines, polo outfits down at the country club. Even with the amount of partying students still find their way into Ivy level schools with a little help of their parents money and a lacrosse stick.
medfield? their wicked sick at lax.
by Danny Dexter December 20, 2010
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