dirty menard

Putting ones penis into anothers mouth while they are sleeping, under the influence, and/or unawares.

Look at how drunk she is. After another drink or two, Rob could probably slip her the dirty menard.

by Doctor Devon Cochola November 18, 2009

Medardo

Very muscular. And by muscular I mean large penis.

Dude, did Medardo pound you last night?

by Blame it on Tom July 23, 2011

Mehardeep

To pray god

I am mehardeepng

by dickcuts December 27, 2016

Menards

1. A midwestern hardware giant that subjects it's female employees to sexual harassment by perverted old men that must be referred to a "guests" rather than "customers".

2. A place where employees must shamelessly beg people to sign up for their "Big Card" that ends up causing it's users "BIG" headaches because HSBC sucks.

3. Place that works you to the bone and promises bonuses that are total BS.

1. Creepy old man moving closer toward you as you contine to move away and creepy old lesbian supervisor with toungue ring stands idly by.

2. HSBC allows you to select "no interest no payments" on purchases over $299, but sends you a bill (with interest) the next month anyhow.

3. Your "bonus" comes in the form of store credit. Just because I work at Menards doesn't mean I SHOP there.

by Disgruntled Employee February 1, 2007

medaryville

Small town with nothing but methheads and crack houses. Where the houses are literally put together with cardboard.

Ghetto medaryville

by Methhead35 January 1, 2014

Rentally Metarded

Someone who is stupid, and who doesn't think before they act/speak. Spoonerism of "mentally retarded," and has come to mean someone who isn't retarded, but acts like it.

Dang, that kid just forgot his shoes. He's rentally metarded.

by Jizzle B. January 12, 2006

Ménard

A Ménard is a french slur used to describe someone as a "Retarded Duck" or someone who is simply "Bad at the game"
It is used as a joke only and you should not take it literally.

Tes un esti d'callice de ménard!
Did you see gab? Hes a big Ménard!
QUACK QUACK MÉNARD

by GlassCondominator December 9, 2017