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Meathane

A truer Anglish Term for waiter/waitrend/waitress that isn't just based on an alteration of watch. From OE meteþeġn. a food-officer; one whose duty is to look after food; sewer. See also meat-thane
2. Meathane; a meat fart comprised of all the red and or white meat protein you gorged on that day/meal. (by CallumFoster December 18, 2019)
We are waiting on the meathane to come.
by Master of beargreen August 18, 2023
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meatcap

The head or "cap" of one's penis.
Zach: Dude, Grant, I just want to rub your meatcap.
Grant: Wtf?
by Reid M. August 10, 2007
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meatcat

You are such a meatcat.
by JulezVerne September 20, 2012
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meatcase

A guy who says he is straight, but has homosexual tendencies, especially when under the influence of drugs (especially marijuana). when not high or drunk this person will try to deny him saying things that were not straight when he was high/drunk.
Dj is a meatcase, hes soooooo gayyyyy.
by THH May 16, 2006
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mertcan

he has a big dick
mertcan has a huge cock
by milflover3123 December 2, 2021
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Viking Meatman

A Cool Dude that gets his vikingness form Swedish ancestry and his meatiness from Irish ancestry, making him the Ultimate Halo Tea Bagger. Also Not Poor and Stupid Enough to be a NASCAR driver, but Red Neck enough to watch every single race on Tv, has an uncontrollably addiction for Hot Tamales and dark meat.

Viking Meatman... A.K.A as DanBaggings, Mr 5 Dollar Ft long.
Do you want to play with the Viking Meatman??
by Mutaro 7 December 12, 2010
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Meatan

1. Someone whose diet consists of only meat and starches.
Often found eating or beating up vegans for their unnatural and hypocritical lifestyle.

2. Anyone who understands that as the dominant species on the planet, it is the humans' responsibility to maintain the food chain.
I don't eat tomatoes because I'm a meatan. The screams of broccolli often fill my nightmares.

Unlike vegans, meatan are NOT wastes of skin that deserve to be decapitated and used as fertilizer on a cattle ranch.
by FTrain August 13, 2003
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