meatboner

a huge boner (bigger than a normal boner) that you get from seeing some sort of meat

devin:hey look at that chicken breast
casey:i think i just got a meatboner

by mr horenzoi June 9, 2011

Meatbox

A tasty vagina that can easy be munched on

Man I chowed her meatbox last night!

by AaronStr8 October 6, 2005

meatbomb

A female who was physically fit in her teen years but became excessively obese later in life. Sightings often celebrating by singing a modified version of Matthew Good Band's "Hello Time Bomb".

Jessica was such a smokeshow in high school - now look at that flabby pig! What a meatbomb.

by El Capitano Ahab July 20, 2011

meatbat

an unsually, freakishly large penis

'that's not a cock, that's a MEATBAT!'

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

Meatbox

If one's freezer stops working that has meat stored in it, they transfer said meat into a cardboard box and let it sit in their garage or carport for an indefinite length of time.

Uses may include having bums smell it until they vomit for prize money.

Also pussy.

Right right. I forgot you had meatbox.

by nitznluddy June 13, 2011

Meatbook

A physical, non-digital copy of an ebook. Compare with meatspace.

"Now that I have an ebook reader, I'm getting rid of all my meatbooks."

by Algebraic Algebrology September 18, 2012

meatotomy

Refers to an incision or tearing done to enlarge the urethra. The practice often envolves from masturbation with an instrument that has been inserted into the urethra. People increasingly larger the implements in the urethra to tear the tissue. Others cut one or two sides of the urethra and pack the area to kep the sides from mending together. A few men have such a large opening that they were able to insert the glans penis of another man into the tip of their penis.

messeh practices meatotomy before b0rking.

by Newbie April 18, 2004