Meat Sweats

To consume an obscene amount of meat resulting in perfuse sweating - anecdotal evidence can be followed by a "that's what she said" reference.

I'm so full of meat, I'm getting the Meat Sweats..." "That's what she said...

by new directions October 6, 2011

Meat sweats

When you eat too much steak and you start to sweat

"Yo bro we was at carbones last night and i ate a whole fuckin porterhouse and got the meat sweats kid"

by Hambeatz January 5, 2018

meat sweats

Similar to a 'food coma', this happens when a person eats too much meat or too many different types of meat in one meal.

Mike: Breakfast was sooooo good!
John: Dude, I know...so much bacon, though...I'm starting to get the meat sweats.

by fatter and uglier August 2, 2011

meat sweats

when you have to take a dump so bad you can feel the turd poking out

Dude I gotta go, I got the meat sweats really bad and don't wanna shit myself!

by Hobbes69 October 18, 2013

Meat Sweats

When you wake up and there's an imprint of yourself in sweat on your bed.

Ugh i just woke up with the meat sweats- Grayson Dolan

by graysdonuts December 10, 2017

Meat Sweats

When you wake up and there's an imprint of yourself in sweat on your bed.

Ugh I woke up with the meat sweats

by hyperdolan December 10, 2017

Meat Sweats

When you wake up and there’s an imprint of yourself in sweat on your bed- Grayson Dolan 2017

Ethan: What’s up dude

Grayson: I have meat sweats all over my bed ahhhh

by bitxhgrant December 10, 2017