In my prison, a maytag was a dude, usually a junkie, who washed people’s clothes for commissary. There were usually 2-3 maytags on a pod vying for business and they would cement their reputation by stealing bleach or using peroxide toothpaste to spot scrub other inmates’ clothes. But a maytag was never the name for a person being sexually victimized, they were lower level workers in the prison economy who’d refer to themselves as The Maytag to hustle up commie washing state clothes overnight.
Yo, my shit got a coffee stain, who’s the maytag on the pod?
I’m maytagging if you need anything washed, 50 cents an item.
I’m maytagging if you need anything washed, 50 cents an item.
by Jayr the Crazy Whiteboy December 21, 2022
Get the Maytag mug.White girl dancing. Referring to a girl that dances like a washing machine and doesn't know how to put it on for a guy. Usually a "maytagger" is associated with white girls but it can and has been know to appear across other races. Beware of these girls if you are looking for a grind session because it will be a failure
Damn, I was in Club Lau get the sorriest dance ever. Had that Maytag twerk going on.
Maytag twerk in the club is not where its at.
Maytag twerk in the club is not where its at.
by skyz the limit September 11, 2011
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Feeling very lonely or neglected by others.
Bored.
A "play" on the Maytag appliance commercials where the Maytag repairman is bored because Maytag appliances are so reliable they never need repairing.
Bored.
A "play" on the Maytag appliance commercials where the Maytag repairman is bored because Maytag appliances are so reliable they never need repairing.
I was working late into the night and felt like the Maytag Repairman as I was the only one still at work.
My friends had a party and didn't invite the Maytag repairman.
No one cares about me, I'm like the Maytag repairman.
Nothing is going on and I have nothing to do. I feel like the Maytag repairman.
My friends had a party and didn't invite the Maytag repairman.
No one cares about me, I'm like the Maytag repairman.
Nothing is going on and I have nothing to do. I feel like the Maytag repairman.
by kz5bw5 June 2, 2009
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Ladies perspective - "Im stoked, my new boyfriends a total maytag man, he be doin my dishess."
Guys perspective - "easiest thing in the world, throw some dishes in the dishwasher, panties come right off, like grease on the dishes..that is, if your using Palmolive."
Guys perspective - "easiest thing in the world, throw some dishes in the dishwasher, panties come right off, like grease on the dishes..that is, if your using Palmolive."
by Bardels January 11, 2010
Get the Maytag Man mug.Maytag Rodeo - When a female sits on top of a vibrating washing machine with an unbalanced load during the spin cycle for sexual satisfaction. Yeeeeehawwww
Jenny to Rachel "I'm really horny but I can't go clubbing tonight. I have to go to the laundrymat and do laundry."
Rachel to Jenny "Me too. I guess we could always go play Maytag Rodeo tonight."
Yeeeeeeehawwww!!!!!
Rachel to Jenny "Me too. I guess we could always go play Maytag Rodeo tonight."
Yeeeeeeehawwww!!!!!
by Jenny Black February 19, 2008
Get the Maytag Rodeo mug.i went to put the laundry in the dryer, and there was shit all over my clothes..that punk bitch danny must of gave me a maytag mudslide...
by that punk bitch danny November 9, 2011
Get the Maytag Mudslide mug."Damn, would you look at that maytag salesman in the booth! His mixes sound like 3 sneakers in a dryer!"
by Serengeti September 27, 2004
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