May 9

The day where people with best dicks in the world are born

*Conversation between two girls on May 9th*
Girl 1: Wow, it’s Alex’s birthday today! He must have some really good dick...
Girl 2: Yes, I heard it’s the best!

May 9 by Like Jack-in-the-Box July 28, 2020

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May 9

Sit by you girlfriend day and kiss her in front of all your friends

Hey it's may 9th go sit by your girl

May 9 by Maya96_6838652 May 6, 2022

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May 9

May 9 is national “movie day”. On national movie day if someone goes up to you and says “can you take me to the movies” you have to take them (for free), but after that you can’t ask them. YOU HAVE TOO ASK ANOTHER PERSON.

Person 1: hey person 2 can you take me too the movies it’s May 9
Person 2: oh come on I forgot about that

Person 1: well looks like you gotta take me

Person 2: well ok

May 9 by BigTruther21 October 22, 2019

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May 9

If you are born on may 9. You are a total baddie! Make a wish and it will come true. These people are the prettiest and funniest. You are friendly and kind, but sometimes stubborn. You are blessed!

Me:hey, happy birthday!
People born on may 9: thank you!

May 9 by Hegfkdifh January 31, 2021