by Bad bich November 3, 2019

May 5 is national “dumb bitch day”
Where everyone gets to recognize how much of a dumb bitch you really are!
Where everyone gets to recognize how much of a dumb bitch you really are!
May 5 - a day for everyone to recognize and celebrate you being a dumb bitch since birth
You hear that Michael? It’s national dumb bitch day!! Wow you really are a dumb fucking bitch
You hear that Michael? It’s national dumb bitch day!! Wow you really are a dumb fucking bitch
by Wearecoward October 19, 2019

by Strcastnckfkd January 30, 2022

by lesbian shit May 3, 2019

by Jzvizna May 2, 2021

National Respect a Woman Day
Where you show some love the old fashioned way for that girl you like or just a friend!
Where you show some love the old fashioned way for that girl you like or just a friend!
Jack: Woah how’d you get your girl to love you like that?
Adam: May 5th, dude. Love her. Don’t treat her like an item. She’s perfect.
Adam: May 5th, dude. Love her. Don’t treat her like an item. She’s perfect.
by Idk.anonymous April 30, 2019

This day was when the most beautiful, smart, and loving dancer was born. Whoever’s birthday that is May 5th is an angel. Please give them your love.❤️💕
by Dapper Goat November 22, 2019
