May 5

When the best bad bich was born and it is the best cuz I was born AND that’s on PERIOD

Me im the bad bitch that was born on may 5 th thats on PERIODT

by Bad bich November 04, 2019

May 5

May 5 is national “dumb bitch day”
Where everyone gets to recognize how much of a dumb bitch you really are!

May 5 - a day for everyone to recognize and celebrate you being a dumb bitch since birth

You hear that Michael? It’s national dumb bitch day!! Wow you really are a dumb fucking bitch

by Wearecoward October 19, 2019

May 5

National kiss your crush day.

Y/n: Hi.
Crush: Hello?
Y/n:”kisses them”
Crush: what are you doing?!
Y/n: It’s may 5!

by Strcastnckfkd January 30, 2022

May 5

Give your girlfriend hugs from behind😍Kiss and smack her ass🍑🤩

May 5 is a day were you do freaky stuff to your girlfriend

by lesbian shit May 04, 2019

May 5

National hug your bf/gf and tell them you love w

Person A “hey it’s May 5”

Person B *hugs* “ I love you”

by Jzvizna May 02, 2021

May 5

National Respect a Woman Day

Where you show some love the old fashioned way for that girl you like or just a friend!

Jack: Woah how’d you get your girl to love you like that?
Adam: May 5th, dude. Love her. Don’t treat her like an item. She’s perfect.

by Idk.anonymous May 01, 2019

May 5

This day was when the most beautiful, smart, and loving dancer was born. Whoever’s birthday that is May 5th is an angel. Please give them your love.❤️💕

-Alina Liu
I hope you have a great birthday
May 5th

by Dapper Goat November 22, 2019