May 26 

May 26 is national send a thanos meme to your ex girlfriend

Boy: oh look its may 26 guess ill send a thanos meme to my ex girlfriend

Girl: my laugh lasted longer than our relationship

May 26 by Vixpin May 24, 2021

may 26 

may 26 is national eat pussy day.

richie: yooooo it’s may 26,, you know what that means?

eddie: what does that mean?

richie: it’s national eat pussy day!!!

eddie: i hate you

may 26 by dinkyjkdi October 15, 2019

May 26 

Yes no cap these beautiful bitches is the best in sex

Dude: Bro I had the best sex last night with my girl.
Bro: damn her birthday probably on May 26

May 26 by MayGeminiLmao April 12, 2021

may 26 

the day we celebrate our god that is Shrek, we watch every movie and everything to do with him to keep him happy

remember that may 26 is shrek day

may 26 by skkwndowks November 5, 2020

May 26 

Get free head from anyone you show this

May 26th

May 26 by May 26th is my bday October 15, 2019

May 26 

The day where students talk back to their teachers

Hey we better be doing the May 26 thing it’s gonna be epic,

May 26 by Lilly._.bole April 21, 2021

May 26 

Queen or king day

Ellie:Its may 26 I'm a quen
Max:and I'm a king lol

May 26 by Lolo_7879 October 18, 2019