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Purlovia Maxima is a creature that appears in Ark: Survival Evolved that lives in the redwoods, it can dig underground and hide there until a creature or player comes to close and the Purlovia will leap out causing you to get stunned for 5 seconds and in that five seconds your probably gonna die, and when you tame it you can use it as a trap for your base in PVP and if you have another one you can hide your items in it's inventory, and if you’re a part of a tribe that has a few Purlovia hiding underground only you and your tribe can see the mound of dirt and anyone outside the tribe can't see it.
Player 1: okay were gonna raid this base right there but be careful that they might have some Purlovia Maxima so watch out!.
by Debo emerarudo April 11, 2020
Get the Purlovia Maxima mug.The process by which exposure to idiots on the internet(or 'interwebz', 'intranets', or 'teh webz') slowly transforms a normal web goer, into a Noob. Those affected slowly lose the ability to type coherently, and type with any sense of grammar. Words like 'like' become 'leik' while words like 'hack' become 'Teh Haxxorz'. These 'noobs' also tend to swarm in massive groups, to internet forums, and websites, posting spam and other rediculous obsceneties. Also, the Noobs tend to over use the word 'pwn'.
So far, the only known weakness to a noob, is a female forum goer, or a 'btch' as noobs refer to them as.
The 'Nuber Effekt', makes all noobs allergic to females, which leads to the noob having a fit, and making comments such as 'U gt BF?', and 'lol buttsekz?'.
So far, there has been no discovered cure for 'Teh Nuber Effekt'. A nice swing of a ban hammer will keep them at bay for a while, but only for short periods of time.
So far, the only known weakness to a noob, is a female forum goer, or a 'btch' as noobs refer to them as.
The 'Nuber Effekt', makes all noobs allergic to females, which leads to the noob having a fit, and making comments such as 'U gt BF?', and 'lol buttsekz?'.
So far, there has been no discovered cure for 'Teh Nuber Effekt'. A nice swing of a ban hammer will keep them at bay for a while, but only for short periods of time.
His absurd post of "hail mah peniz, conkerer of da vag kween" showed how severly, "Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus, had progressed.
by MaverickGFX(Michael O). April 6, 2008
Get the "Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus mug.Maximian is Latin, basically he's really quiet and weird. He's really smart, and knows how to give a good presentation too!!! He's soooo funny!!
by Somechick June 16, 2017
Get the maximian mug.Maximal Crabness is a Term that is used to describe the state, when a Jungler gets the first two Crabs in the game League of Legends.
by Darkblizzard June 15, 2020
Get the Maximal Crabness mug.Starting off as the Datsun 810 in 1977 with rear-wheel drive and a semi-trailing arm rear suspension with a 2.4L OHC straight 6 engine from the 240Z. It has been suggested that this be called the Zero Generation because it never really wore the Nissan Maxima badge, so in late 1980/early 1981, Nissan made a base called the Deluxe, still with rear wheel drive and a 2.4L OHC straight 6, being officially named the Nissan Maxima in 1984. The second generation, much as the same as today, was the first front-wheel drive model, and the third generation was BMW inspired, introducing the DOHC VE30DE in the SE model.
Maxima's are lame, but acceptable...
by Douchebag February 28, 2004
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