Masturbathe

Jerkin' it in the tub.

After a couple hours of fruitless sexting, I retreated to the bathroom to masturbathe the pain away.

by jimmyjohngalt January 15, 2009

Masturbathing

Masturbating while taking a shower or bath.

Jimmy takes such long showers because he is always masturbathing in there.

by Joewants69 January 30, 2012

Masturbathe

To pleasure oneself sexually whilst washing or immersing one's body in water.

Friend 1: Andi hasn't left her room in days.
Friend 2: Yeah she's been really upset since she and Rodney broke up.
Friend 1: What she needs is to brew some herbal tea, run a warm bath, and masturbathe in it.
Friend 2: True. It'll improve her miserable mood as well as her poor hygiene.

by Diggles July 30, 2013

Masturbathe

The act of masturbating in the shower.

Tina : Guess what I'm gonna do when I get home.
Lisa : What?
Tina : Listen to indie and totally masturbathe!

by SKYLINE88 May 10, 2020

masturbathing

Masturbating while in the shower taking a bath

Brad: Hey, Tom whatcha doing? Tom: oh I was just masturbathing
Ohh

by Monster Kidd May 27, 2010

Masturbather

One who masturbates exclusively in the shower or tub.

He sure takes a long time in the shower, he must be a masturbather!

by MageOfSorts July 26, 2017