Masturjaying

When a cougar masturbates to fantasies of having STFU Sex with jay.

-Phone Rings.
Girl 1: I'll call you back, I'm masturjaying.
Girl 2: You mean masturbating?
Girl 1: No, like, Jay is my master. The ruler of my domain.

or

"Oh damn I'm horny, wait till i get home, I'm going to masturjay all night"

or

"Let's have phone sex"
"Okay, you could listen to me while I masturjay"

by Cougarlicious July 1, 2008

Masterjacking

To masturbate and jack off at the same time.

Justice: What did you do last night: Masturbate or Jack off?

Trey:Both, I was masterjacking all last night

by syntaxerrrror March 4, 2009

Masterbayshin

When you jack off in the San Francisco bay

I be goin to the Golden gate Bridge to do some masterbayshin this weekind

by D Flawless June 3, 2022

Masterbayta

Someone who gets alot of Baytas (betas)

oh that danny lad is a masterbayta

by urmumgotnginx October 15, 2018

Masterbayta

Someone who gets alot of "baytas" (betas)

Oh that danny boi is a proper masterbayta

by urmumgotnginx October 15, 2018

Masterbay

Someone with a massive schlong who cant control it.

"He doesn't know da way he's Masterbay"

by Giantzombie August 22, 2023