Maserati Problem

A Maserati Problem is the kind of problem or issue that your startup company will, presumably, experience some day.

"Some day" being when you're making millions of dollars in revenue, you have 100 employees, and you're driving around in a Maserati.

Calling something a Maserati Problem, then, is akin to saying you probably shouldn't be worrying about it if your closed beta is still 2 months from launching.

Person 1: "What kind of budget do you think we should set for miscellaneous pen and pencil supplies in our supply cabinet, given that a certain number of employees will steal a given amount per month?"

Person 2: "Uh, I think that's a bit of a Maserati Problem."

by briantechatl April 21, 2009

Maserati

A beautiful but high maintenance woman

"He always complains about his girlfriends."

"Of course, he only dates Maseratis."

by Toronto girl July 2, 2012

Maekayla

Beautiful, intelligent, fun to be around. The most gorgeous human being on earth. A loving, and loyal person. She will trust you once you open up to her. She is a caring person. She loves to do fun things. She's outgoing, she's got amazing eyes. She's easy to befriend. She's got a great future ahead of her. She's very bright. She's always colorful, never dull.

Maekayla's the most gorgeous girl I've ever seen!

by MaekaylaMinieeFan January 19, 2013

Maleka

Maleka is someone who is very funny, smart, and beautiful. They enjoy joking around with friends by teasing them but is always very supportive of people they care about. They enjoy memes and talking with friends and they do very well in school. Anybody would be lucky to call Maleka their friend.

Person 1: I'm friends with Maleka!
Person 2: Wow you're so lucky I wish I was friends with Maleka

by Yupster April 25, 2019

Maserati Hottie

A very attractive female with a lot of money and/or expensive accessories.

That hot girl over there with the Chanel purse is a Maserati Hottie.

by The_Real_Deal_EZ_E November 17, 2010

Maseray

A beautiful Darkskin girl that has big dreams. Usually has an attitude but never switches up on her friends. She says she won't have any kids but really wants kids. She is a charm, find you a Maseray, she's a keeper.

Maseray is beautiful.

by Bigzaddyc November 27, 2016

Maskaphilia

The attraction to/fetish of fictional characters who:
-Have objects for heads
-have masks that cover some or most of their face worn at all times
-have a face covered by a shadow, making it not visible
-or any other way of obscuring the face

(bonus points the more in-human it gets)

The word stems from:
Maskaphobia; Fear of masks, or otherwise something obscuring the face on a human body
-philia; a fetish of or abnormal love for a specified thing (example: Necrophilia)

Examples of this in characters:

-Sammy Lawrence (BATIM)
-The Projectionist (BATIM)
-Dream (Youtuber)
-Whitty (Friday Night Funkin mod)
-Updike (in Whitty's backstory)
-MTT Resort receptionist (Undertale)
-Hex (Friday Night Funkin mod)
-Most visual interpretations of Phone Guy (FNAF)
-SCP-035, The Possessive Mask (SCP)
-SCP-049, The Plague Doctor (SCP)
-The cast of Dialtown: Phone Dating Simulator
-several characters from Cuphead
-Some Weirdcore OCs
And many, many others.

"Why do you have so much damn Whitty porn on your desktop"
"Well, one, Horny, two, Maskaphilia."

by Maskaphiliac July 29, 2021