March 29

Give your friend a bag of chips

You:hey it march 29
Me:oh it is I’ll give you a bag of chips

by Stann.szaa March 14, 2022

March 29

this is the birthday of that bitch you call you best friend who pulls out her phone to show you the uno reverse card when you call her a bitch; also one of those bitches who makes you laugh all the time doesn't give a fuck and bullies you from time to time. You can always depend on her replying fast and always wanting to play 8ball on iMessages game bc she will "beat" you in that game. This bitch is one of those bitches you are lucky to have jn your life ;)

Nichole is that bitch who was born on March 29

by dumb hoe :) October 14, 2019

March 29

the literal most dumb intelligent person ever. like math smart but not life smart. anyone born on this day is like guaranteed lazy - the type of person to just not show up to work for no reason.

nah she’s born March 29 she ain’t showing up

by sassy snake October 28, 2019

March 29

National shit day. take the day off school and just shit the whole day. tell ur homies. y’all can shit together😏😏

Hey, it’s March 29, we can shit together today.

by LondSchlong69 October 14, 2019

March 29

only the thickest and most finest girls are born on march 29.

“dang did you see that girl that walked by? she thick and fine.”

“well yeah dude, she’s born in march 29.”

by ur hot dad January 6, 2022

March 29

March 29th is National Be-A-Hoe Day! Feel free to let your inner hoe out on this day and suck some dick and fuck some dudes!

Girl 1: Hey, you know what today is, right?
Girl 2: How could I forget? It’s March 29!
Boys: *😳* ; *😏*

by Poop-Sock October 21, 2019

March 29

This is the day the gods gave up on an angel, God condemned the angel to live amongst mortals to learn and to suffer for being who she/he was, they grew sick of the mortal world and makes up their minds to take revenge and go against God, leading them to become and abomination
This is the day of rebellion

Person: Hey do you know what day it is?

March 29: Well duh it's the day of the rebellious abomination, now let's go sacrifice some humans 😈

by Abomination October 27, 2019