manbat

1. A half man half bat like creature, the manbat was previously thought to have been only a mythological beast referred to in stories and fairy tales, not unlike gargoyles, smurfs, yarraman and the mysterious schoolies rapist; dune man. Until recently there has been little evidence to prove the existance of manbats, going only the obscure photographs taken at wild spa parties where people who will remain anonymous got their gear off and made sweet sweet aqua-love.

2. The penis of a man, not to be confused with the penis of a woman. Defined by the man in manbat.

3. A reverse batman.

1. The man bats have been lurking around the farm recently, last week they smoked 3 of my crops and ate my cat stumps

2. Bitch bit the end offa my manbat

3. Batman is nothing but a fakebat, manbats are where its at...

by orgaz January 30, 2006

Maneater

1. A cannibal. Duh.
2. An unstoppable girlboss who breaks little boys hearts for a living and eats dumb men for breakfast. They are very hot and are bad bitches.
3. A slut who thinks she's number 2.

Chad: She's so hot.
Brad: Oh no, bro. She's a total maneater.
Jules:*winks*
Chad: What about Lindsey?
Brad: Nah, dude. She's just a slut.
Lindsey: HeY *trips on air*
Everyone: Eww

by i.love.ur.mom.4ever June 28, 2022

manbat

A person wearing an out-of-fashion shirt with wide sleeves, the excess fabric dangling down if he or she lifts up his or her arms, like the wings of a bat.

George is looking like a real manbat today, in that 90s striped shirt!

by ravingrem April 13, 2015

Maneater

1. A woman who enjoys eating men. see cannibalism
2. Someone who takes advantage of men. Their mantra is "Love 'em and leave 'em." Of course, they don't really love them. They sleep with them, or help them get some and then leave them lying in the cold.

She's such a maneater. - skank
A man could also be a maneater.
He's such a maneater. - man-skank

by Emmalouhoo December 4, 2006

Manbatical

An extended version of the ever-popular Mancation, in which the individual, typically a male, engages in a prolonged respite from his daily duties and relationships. Manbaticals typically follow life-changing events including divorces, break-ups, or major job changes. The average Manbatical lasts 6-8 weeks but in extreme cases have been known to go on for years.

Did you hear about Steve? Right after he and Karlie broke up, he went to Cabo for Mancation with his brahs and ended up on an 8 month Manbatical! Dude came back with a sick tan, one nut, and a scathing case of the Herp, but he's real relaxed now and totally over Karlie. Just goes to show....

by Zach Olsen January 2, 2009

Maneater

Derived from the word Anteater (an uncircumcised penis). A Maneater is a penis with so much foreskin that it can be folded around the head of another mans penis giving the appearance of one penis eating the other. Experimenting with the Maneater led to the invention of Shanoodling which is the act of jerking off two dicks at the same time whilst the Maneater keeps the two penis' connected with it's abundance of foreskin.

Rusty: Did you hear that Sam is getting circumcised?
Omar: But he is 22 years old!
Rusty: Yeah apparently when girls see his Maneater dangling pathetically in between his legs they laugh at him and he wets himself.
Omar: Sam is awful at videogames, too!

by rusty o May 29, 2008

Manabate

To masterbate with steel wool and freeze your wang with liquid nitrogen and then cut it off then use it as a dildo in a girls asshole

Manabate is good on rainy days

by pedro vasquez96 June 28, 2010