About as much use as a surfboard with handlebars

An object or person who is completely and utterly worthless

- My bloody computer crashed again last night and I couldn't send those important emails

- Yeah, sounds like that thing is about as much use as a surfboard with handlebars

by Brammo September 24, 2006

handlebars

when the ponytails of a woman are held onto for support and control while hitting her from the back

Anna was wearing her handlebars this morning, which hinted at what she wanted to do later tonight.

by kirkdaddy69 April 26, 2019

Handlebars

Slang term for a Wendy's restaurant, stemming from the fact their spokesmodel, Wendy, has handle bars.

Who wants Handlebars for lunch?

by Dark Horse August 11, 2005

No Handlebars

a definition when you are having sexual intercourse with another persons partner and using no hands

watch this, ill do it with no handlebars

by Goldbergio Monstrsitio October 28, 2017

Ride the Handlebars

when a female sits on the face of a male who has ahandlebar mustache. The hairs on the man's face are said to increase pleasure.

Also seen as "Ride ____'s Handlebars", "Riding on the Handlebars", "Handlebar Ride", and "The Brass Man Special".

Ladies always talk to The Brett because they want to Ride the Handlebars.

The ladies love to ride Brett's Handlebars!

"Damn baby! How would you like to ride my handlebars?!?"

Brett is legendary for giving a smooth handlebar ride.

by TheBrassMan33 November 2, 2011

Mandle Bars

Extremely large and long sideburns. Synonomous with the term lamb chops or mutton chops.

Whoa man your mandle bars are growing huge!

by R B September 19, 2008

Riding with no handlebars

Promiscuous activity, rough sex in general, usually involving one riding another without hands in contact with the sexual partner

I heard a lot of noise last night, sounds like you were riding with no handlebars!

Dude, she was so fucking hot last night, no handlebars!

by FlowBoatEnthusiast October 20, 2008