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Manvaning

Man-vaning;

The same as caravaning, but the people present are strictly all male, hence the name man-van.

Man-vanning was originally created because girls ruined the overall fun of the night,
you cannot discuss such things as;
-Having sexual intercourse with chicken pasties.
-Amy's breast.
-Physics.
-Masterbation.
-Sing-a-longs.
-The rating of girls in your school/6th form/college.
-Ridiculing of those who we dislike.
-General aggression and piss taking.

but mostly performing horrific male antics.

The experience is overall more fun when girls are taken out of the equation.

This also can irradicate the danger of cheating if one of the males is in a relationship

As getting drunk with girls present if you are in a relationship, does not bode well.
"Hey fancying having a sausage fest this weekend?"
"Yeh sure, how about a bit of manvaning"
"Sounds good"
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Archie Manning

A very athletic quarterback, the 6-3, 212-pound Manning played at the University of Mississippi and was chosen by the New Orleans Saints in the first round of the 1971 NFL college draft. He became a starter before the end of his rookie season and in his second year, 1972, he led the league with 448 passing attempts and 230 completions. Playing for a poor team, Manning had to pass a great deal, which probably caused the severe tendinitis in his right shoulder that kept on the sidelines for the entire 1976 season.

United Press International named Manning the National Football Conference player of the year in 1978, when he completed 291 of 471 passes for 3,416 yards and 17 touchdowns.During the 1982 season, Manning was traded to the Houston Oilers and he went to the Minnesota Vikings the following year. He retired after the 1984 season.

Manning finished third in the Heisman Trophy voting in his senior year. Two of his sons, Peyton and Eli, are also quarterbacks who came close to the Heisman. Peyton finished second in the voting in 1997, his senior season at Tennessee, and Eli finished third in 2003, his senior year at Mississippi.
Archie Manning was a fucking great quarterback, although I never got to see him play (as I'm only 17), I have seen videotaped games from when my father was my age, and some highlights of his amazing career. Please don't talk shit about somebody when you know nothing about that person.
by NFL Observer January 8, 2006
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Ant-Manning

Starting anal while flaccid but expanding after entry
Paul Rudd and Josh Brolin were recently seen Ant-Manning on the set of Avengers Endgame.
by Jason Howlett March 23, 2019
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Manning moment

When all odds are against you but you somehow succeed
“I had a Manning moment on the statistics test and somehow got 100 on it!”
by Dayron Arias October 30, 2020
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Mananist

Estrella went all feminist on Facebook saying guys are all liars, so I went mananist on her.
by Buckwheatttt June 28, 2011
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Iron Manning

The act of cutting a can in half, and then shoving the sharp end onto the center of another's chest and twisting it around, cutting a hole in their chest, also while screaming," IRON MAN, IRON MAN!"
I heard that Karshin had to go to the hospital after getting held down and being given Iron Manning for five minutes.
by D1ck Gang December 1, 2014
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Mananancock

a douche bag; someone who thinks they are better than everyone.
That person is such a mananancock.
by Colby Eliades April 9, 2008
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