man juice

an exotic beverage that a man makes after he jerks himself stupid into a cup (the cup comes with a mini umbrella)

would you like a drink of man juice with that

by Bad Habit April 23, 2006

man juice

The tasty liquid emerging from a man penis or cock when aroused

Fiona got me so horny my man juice went all over her tits

by Johnny Big Balls March 21, 2005

man juice

wonderful white and sticky, goes great on any woman's face

sash's man juice was showered all over chuck's face

by CWB March 7, 2003

Man Juice

Sex juice made by men

"He sprayed his man juice all over my face last night!"

by switchedfoot September 13, 2015

man juice

That stuff you find in fast food; sour cream and mayo. That isn't really sour cream and mayo, its shit that comes out of the penis.

Person 1: *sniffs sour cream and licks it* It smells weird and taste salty..
Person 2: Dude, that's not sour cream it's man juice, stupid!

by kirara_nibbles_pocky April 27, 2006

Man juices

Man juices are comprised of only the manliest of ingredients. Bananas, Mangoes, and Lemons juiced into a healthy drink. If a girl likes Man juices, be sure to be ready to make an amazing juice.

"Wow, could really go for some man juices"

"I need some man juices in my mouth"

by ClamBoyy October 3, 2018

man juice

A common miswording. There is no thing as "man juice". Man juice sounds like Kool-Aid. Everyone knows its Man Sauce, because it sounds thicker.

That moron said man juice, what a goat.

by Kcirtap1990 April 27, 2006