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Magnus Carlsen

The current chess World Champion and the biggest brain in the chess world who nobody can compete with. Fun fact: his first name is actually Sven (like Pewdiepie's legendary dog) but his parents call him Magnus and so does everybody else!
"Did you see Magnus Carlsen's game against Nakamura?! That was an amazing queen sacrifice!!"
by ChessLegend December 4, 2020
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Dirty Magnus

Dirty Magnus is when a girl is talking to a boy for month and clearly likes him but then magnus carries on sleeping with other girls. The girl would then perform a blowjob on their dog just to get attention from this boy. He would then perform anal on said girl.
Magnus: Ok i’m gonna stick it in
Girl : I’m ready
Magnus : Ooooooooo
Lila : You’re so Dirty Magnus
i mean Girl?
by imjustacooldude April 14, 2020
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Siobhan Magnus

-One of the Top 10 of American Idol Season 9

-from Cape Cod, Massachusetts

-former vocalist of Lunar Valve

-the female adam lambert

-SIOBHAN MAGNUS IS THE ART OF SCREAMING AND BELTING OUT HIGH NOTES
Mom: hey why don't you join some singing competitions? you can really make Siobhan Magnus real good

Me: hell no! I'm more of Tim Urban haha *squirm*
by aluminum_alloy May 1, 2010
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Magnus

One of the greatest guys in existence, sweet and kind yet shy as hell. Not very self confident, but should be. He's got beautiful eyes and messy brown hair. He's tall and has a nice body. A great and loyal boyfriend and friend, if you have a Magnus, never let him go. (Please approve this, I wanna surprise him!!!)
Person 1: did you see that guy? Damnnn
Person 2: yeah that's Magnus, he's taken sadly
by NoelleRose June 16, 2019
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magnus

An adjective to describe someone with the ability to pull the bitches with little to no effort exerted.
I just couldn't get a girl tonight bro. Yeah i guess you weren't magnus enough.
by Turtle Carrot T-Shirt October 28, 2012
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Magnús

Magnús is the best guy you will meet, trust me. Because besides being really cute and sweet, he will always be willing to help you whenever you are down or sad. He knows how to make you smile, laugh and be happy :) He is probably the best friend who you can find. You can tell him anything and you know for sure he will not tell anyone. You can be yourself with him, he will not ever judge you. He knows how to give love and make you feel loved. I am pretty sure that when you meet him, you will only want to kiss and hug him all time. He deserves it :)

Mag, YOU ARE THE BEST :)
My mother: Who are you chatting with all time smiling at the screen?
Me: It's Mag, Magnús.
My mother: Oh, now I understand EVERYTHING :O
by SpanishGirl August 31, 2013
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MAGNUS

A MOTHERFUCKING UNGODLY SEXY BEAST. HE HAS A HUGE, THROBBING, STIFF-
by EPICGAYMER69 October 24, 2019
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