Maize

A word said to signify an unspoken bond between you and your group. Referenced from the movie ‘Grown Ups,’ and hence must always be said with your most annoying, slurred, nasal accent, as per the film.

One person says it, and it is custom for the rest of the group to respond in suit.

There is no particular situation to use this word, it is perhaps the most versatile word in the English language: use it to fill a silence, as a reaction, when one mate chuns, when another’s girlfriend splits with him, when Grandma Hillary dies - maize.

Lawrence: “Maize”

Cammie, Oscar, Ben, Jamie: “Maize”

Elle *crying*: “he just doesn’t like me anymore!!”
Phoebe, Ruby, Sadie etc.: “Maize”

TV Host: “and the winning numbers are 12, 3, 15, 9, and 10!”
Tom: “Maize”

by Thehennessyfenty July 22, 2019

Maize

1. A made up word used by online puzzles to make otherwise intelligent winners appear to be dummies.

Sally, "Today's Wordle was 'maize'". John, "That's not a word"

by Johhnysmarts January 26, 2023

Maize Bobbles

The term Midwesterners use to describe the sort of breakfast cereal made from corn.

Did somebody piss in your maize bobbles this morning, Darren?

by Dat Blessed Dude May 7, 2019

Maize creator of the toob

Liam landree is the biggest god ever

Liam landree is the maize creator of the toob

by ⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️ December 19, 2014

Maize Machines

A fictional company from a alternate history analog horror series called Monument Mythos also he reminds me of that annoying corn from inanimate insanity called Steve Cobs

Maize Machines is a name for a fictional company from a series called Monument Mythos

by Expiredlollipopfanpage March 29, 2022

maize nigger

Synonymous with res baby. The people we used to call Indians before we got all PC.

"So this Indian guy --" "Wait. Maize nigger or Slurpee nigger?"

by Doofus Mahoofus April 27, 2009

maize jane

A hopeless and a wannabe. In a group of friends, she is the one who tries to be funny and fails repeatedly. She is the type of person who will do everything she can to change her personality to fit her friends personalities. Often found stuffing herself silly with unhealthy food or trying to talk to ghosts because thats just how she is

maize jane is so ugly and she wants to be me

by ugh™️ November 27, 2017