Magicock

The male equivalent of Magic Pussy. Usually owned by sexy-ass jews. A dick so good it's like crack for your mouth / pussy / asshole.

You gots ta have it.

Girl: That guy's dick was so good I totally didn't care he spent the whole time talking about computer games, I just laid there and hallucinated unicorns while uncontrollably shaking.

Girl2: Damn. He gots the magicock.

by UnicornBoy March 26, 2013

Meglacock

A penis from a Megalodon that has been based and laced with Roofies, Cocaine, formaldehyde, benzocaine, salvia, Mollie, heroin, meth, and black tar heroin; giving your butthole the Bubble Berry Blast through a funnel.

Man, my girl is into some freaky shit,she has me give her the meglacock!

Bro, I gave myself a Meglacock

by rycord September 25, 2023

Mancock

The penis of a man (not a transgendered individual) that is desired by straight females after a night of drinking.

Liz likes big mancock!

by mancocklover March 23, 2009

Megacock

Mega

Megacock

by Im A Musjew February 20, 2020

MAGAcock

1. Something porn-addicted weirdos say.
2. A smelly chode.

chud: I bet if she takes enough MAGAcock she'll leave woketardism behind.

by chad+stud March 14, 2026

magandacock

Maganda Cock is a Greek religion created by Hunter Gresham. The religion consists of several families that are inbred in Hunter Greshams chambers. The religion worships penis statues and praises the holy cock.

I am magandacock not Christian

by McDonald's food September 21, 2018

MAGACUCKED

Someone who thought Donald Trump was gonna be re-elected in the 2020 election. MAGA is Trump's slogan that stands for "Make America Great Again!" Getting cucked feels like something getting stolen and you become jealous. If you combine the two, you get the word, "MAGACUCK."

Guy 1: TRUMP 2020! 4 MORE YEARS OF LIBERAL TEARS!
*Trump loses*
Guy 1: WTF! THE ELECTION WAS RIGGED!

Guy 2: GET MAGACUCKED!

by Hazing@420 December 2, 2020