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Maserati Problem

A Maserati Problem is the kind of problem or issue that your startup company will, presumably, experience some day.

"Some day" being when you're making millions of dollars in revenue, you have 100 employees, and you're driving around in a Maserati.

Calling something a Maserati Problem, then, is akin to saying you probably shouldn't be worrying about it if your closed beta is still 2 months from launching.
Person 1: "What kind of budget do you think we should set for miscellaneous pen and pencil supplies in our supply cabinet, given that a certain number of employees will steal a given amount per month?"

Person 2: "Uh, I think that's a bit of a Maserati Problem."
by briantechatl April 21, 2009
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Magena

meaning "rising moon" in Cherokee. A name that you give a girl your madly in love with but you dont know if she loves you back. Drop dead gorgeous girl. She is very respectful, beautiful, sweet, somewhat sassy girl.
She is my Magena!
by Anraku February 12, 2010
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Mahera

Mahera means „the smart one in Arabic“ am yes she is. Mahera is a beautiful young girl with shiny hair and incredible breathtaking eyes. She is a loyal friend and a wonderful lover. She has a big heart and makes a whole room smile while coming in to one.
You : Why is everyone so happy around here?
Me : Mahera was here!
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Maserati

"He always complains about his girlfriends."

"Of course, he only dates Maseratis."
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mamera

Colombian slang for be annoying, hassle or laziness. Often used as an exclamation, ¡Qué mamera!
Que mamera ese ruido!
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April Margera

April Margera: A.K.A 'Ape'.
Bam Margera mom, a GREAT mom to put up with all ofthe stuff he does (Wich is very funny)- Phil Margeras wife and Don Vito's sister-in-law.

I WAS APPAULED WHEN I LOOKED UP 'APRIL MARGERA' AND NOBODY HAS YET DEFINED IT!!!!!!! ... thats sick...
April Margera is the best mom in the world.
by Remy's Bitch November 12, 2004
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Maguera

Receiving fellatio while defecating and eating a cheeseburger simultaneously.
Mike is sooo lucky, yesterday she gave him a Maguera!
by the hamburglar2 October 3, 2010
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