matty healy

Singer of the band "The 1975" also one of the sexiest males on the planet.

When a girl looks at a picture of Matty Healy

Girl: Can i get pregnant from this?

by Sabrina ;) March 15, 2014

Matty Healy

Matty Healy is the lead singer of The 1975. The only thing anyone could say to describe him best is that he is an Emo Lord. Matty likes red wine, Truman Capote, and using the word juxtaposition. Most importantly, he is the father to a puppy named Allen Ginsberg Jesus Christ.

"Wow who is that singing? He has a wonderful voice!"
"Oh that's Matty Healy from The 1975!"

by Ross Penguin Master MacDonald May 28, 2016

mafuyu

Smol child who mourns his dead bf while singing and playing the guitar, as well as falling for his friend Uenoyama.

I can't believe mafuyu sung that bruh omg

by LMAO ò-ó October 22, 2019

Matty healy

A rock & roll poet sex god.

He reminds me of matty healy.

by zen May 7, 2015

matty mullins

A lead singer for one of the best bands in the world, MEMPHIS MAY FIRE.

"Man, that lead singer Matty Mullins, from Memphis May Fire is a total badass!"

by RatedMagicBman August 22, 2012

Fatty Matty

Fatty Matty the man you see get stuck on The Ultimate rollercoaster ride.
Common chav dialect in the northern area, which rhymes.
Fatty Matty usually wears a red hoodie with the name 'Matty' written on it.

Yo! Fatty Matty!
he he that's Fatty Matty
Hey did you know that Fatty Matty had to go round twice because he couldn't get off the ride?

by Jerry2413565 May 10, 2019

Wal-Martyred

when a former wal-mart employee could not get anywhere(careerwise) while working their.

hey joe..i feel sorry for jimbob over their because he doesn't give big bertha(hr at walmart) greasy head for a better career or postition at wal-mart. he must be Wal-Martyred. joe is wondering what that yellow stuff is comeing out of his penis!!

by blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! July 21, 2009