Simona Mackie

A child who loves carrots and carrot farms.

She is chop it off. She is a girlboss.

Simona Mackie gets turned on my marshmallows.

by lizzywaterman September 7, 2021

Scott mackie

Fat wank that stays inside has 2 goth lesbian sister parents divorced cause of there ugly children had wank over author buys primark jackets

Scott mackie is fat

by scott mackie June 29, 2020

Sean Mackie Martini

A Sean Mackie Martini (AKA a pornstar martini) is an alcoholic beverage consisting of a combination of passion fruit, champagne, vanilla vodka, passion fruit liqueur and lime juice. This new name came into popularity when the pornstar Sean Mackie named pornstar martinis as his favourite evening beverage.

Friend: "Hey, can you whip me up a Sean Mackie Martini?"
Me: "Ah, I see you're going big tonight."

by Dr. Siv Melman October 15, 2020

Emiliano Francis McKie Short

Wham curly hair women magnetic. Overly attracted towards small people.

Austen: Hello

Kai: stop being so Emiliano Francis McKie short!

by Gareth Thomas’ inspiration May 19, 2022

Mr.makie sexuality

When you are attracted to and only to mr.makie

I am have mr.makie sexuality

by Pkrunner December 21, 2019

mackiesmommymilkers

Amazing

My favorite person is mackiesmommymilkers

by i.likeforgs June 6, 2021

Mackin' the Slit

The action of stabbing someone with a knife, then repeatedly penetrating the open wound with one's penis. Usually resulting in ejaculation by only one of the parties involved.

The ultimate insult in a knife fight!

I sliced his stomach, and I finished by mackin' the slit. He's never been quite the same...

by mrs.rayray September 23, 2010