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Maserati

An Italian luxury car brand founded by Alfieri Maserati on December 1, 1914, in Bologna, Italy. With an easily recognizable trident as their logo, Maserati is highly revered as one of the best luxury car brands in the world.
"My Maserati does 185.
I lost my license, now I don't drive."
- Joe Walsh, "Life's Been Good"
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rich maserati

Rich Maserati is an American rapper from Detroit, Michigan best known for his debut single "For My Guap".
"Did you hear (Rich Maserati's) new song "For My Guap"
by Formyguap April 18, 2018
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Maserati Problem

A Maserati Problem is the kind of problem or issue that your startup company will, presumably, experience some day.

"Some day" being when you're making millions of dollars in revenue, you have 100 employees, and you're driving around in a Maserati.

Calling something a Maserati Problem, then, is akin to saying you probably shouldn't be worrying about it if your closed beta is still 2 months from launching.
Person 1: "What kind of budget do you think we should set for miscellaneous pen and pencil supplies in our supply cabinet, given that a certain number of employees will steal a given amount per month?"

Person 2: "Uh, I think that's a bit of a Maserati Problem."
by briantechatl April 21, 2009
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Mauser C-96

A semi-automatic pistol that rarley jammed. It's magazine was stationed in the front. It was also know as the broom handle. The C-96 was first used in combat during 1916 in World War I by officers of the German Cavalry.
Mauser C-96

1. M-1916
2. The Broom Handle
3. The world's strangest and biggest semi-automatic pistol.
by Le Mans August 20, 2005
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Maserati

"He always complains about his girlfriends."

"Of course, he only dates Maseratis."
by Toronto girl July 2, 2012
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Maser Face

The face you have on when you are extremely hammered and loving it.
Man: Look at that kid. Is he drunk?

Man 2: You're goddamn right he is! He's got his Maser Face on!!
by hwsmasher07 December 8, 2010
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Manserk

a person, male, who with out comprmise will tear you a new asshole, drink all your liquor, bone your betty, and do so with a smile on his face.

A hard as stone killer, O.G., king of the klan, kitten eating, shark biting, individual, who will not be fucked with.

some one you both fear and respect, as the reaper.

The last man you ever want to piss off, and the last thing you see when you do.
Manserk
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