mtv sucks!

The golden chalice of truth that descends upon the millions of unsuspecting, young, insecure American individuals who are being bludgeoned by the credulous infection of bad, boring, baseless media, slipping into their brains like noxious slime, teaching them to consume, fuck, and paint themselves like mannequins, and ultimately refusing them their manifestation of that that is truly youthful: REBELLION.

mtv sucks! is the best antibiotic for our nation's youth, mtv sucks! will expose you to the wonderful strands of music that exist outside of the public eye, mtv sucks! will dose you and make you question reality in the year 2007.

by Crispy Lover III October 20, 2007

MTV get off the air

1) Probably the song with the best lyrics ever written. Written by Jello Biafra (Eric Reed Boucher) and performed by his band, the Dead Kennedys.

2) A common exclamation of disgust.

Tin-eared
Graph-paper brained accountants
Instead of music fans
Call all the shots at giant record companies now

The lowest common denominator rules
Forget honesty
Forget creativity
The dumbest buy the mostest
That's the name of the game

But sales are slumping
And no one will say why
Could it be they put out one too many lousy records?!?

MTV get off the air!
NOW!!!

by Daniel Vosburgh July 26, 2007

MTV

A facist organization that contributes to the brainwashing of american youth - forcing the following:
1. Fashion (bad fashion)
2. Sex
3. Eating disorders
4. Bad Music
5. Censorship

eMpTyV is the devil in disguise. Boycott at all costs.

While in the public restroom, i heard 14 year old girls talking about the latest video on MTV and how it inspired them to throw up today's lunch.

by B DOG July 8, 2003

mtv

The reason modern music is dead.

Ever since MTV existed, everybody starts to bleed internaly when music comes on.

by Quiggy June 13, 2004

MTV

A deadly and evil entity capable of emitting powerful waves of superficiality that can reduce a teenager's brain mass into excrement in mere seconds. Disguises nefarious intentions of gaining wealth from the idiotic with incessant marketing/brainwashing. Research has shown that 98 percent of MTV's audience exhibit an IQ below that of a rotting corpse. Experts recommend immediate evasion of anything affiliated with MTV, including its viewers. Many a douchebag has been manufactured via watching MTV. Females hooked on MTV usually prefer to mate with douchebags rather than humans. The music shown on MTV represents the lowest grade of musical quality existing anywhere on Earth, possibly even the universe.

The solution to MTV? None. Let other people watch it so they can become dumber than you.

by friend of bob May 15, 2004

MTV

The worst channel of all time today that's bringing kids in numerous generations to nothing but posers and wannabes. It's got only three shows that draw all the morons to the screen... Totally Rigged Live, Real World, and Road Rules. Real World, my ass... If you want the Real World, get the hell out of your house.

MTV is simply a dictation of what is "cool" and appeals to blondes and jocks.

MTV was cool when Beavis & Butthead was around until some little prick injured himself.

by Notta Poser August 6, 2003

mtv kid

A kid who listens only to mainstream music and is unaware of any music made more than 6 months ago. Also a kid who basically only watches MTV. The only Classic Rock band they have probably heard of is The Beatles. They think all Metal is about Death and its all screaming. MTV kids usually have about 30 songs on their I-pods, basically all the new hits which they soon delete.

MTV kid: LiEk OmG I lIeK HeArD dAt SoNg TwIcE! iTz OlD!

by joe725 October 29, 2007