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Lyons Creek middle school 

This school is actual prison welcome
Lyons Creek middle school is the worst school ever

lyons township high school 

possibly the greatest high school on the face of the planet. located in western springs, IL and lagrange, IL many of those who attend are brought up in well-off households and families. This provides the students with a false sense of security, but whtevessssss its still a beast school. peace love great american bagel. chipotle gives the seniors free burritos. anddd theres two campuses. :
'dude did u see lyons township high school in the bball game last night??'
'totes man they dominatedddd. oh and they also won state for soccer?? how cool are they?'
'i wish i was as cool as LT. too bad i go to central.'
'i love coach dry'
'yea LT is as beast as tits and jizz combined'

lyons middle senior high school 

A shit hole of crack addicts and people who have small peens and are going to hell.
Dude you go to Lyons middle senior high school?
That means you a hoe bag backstabbing cunt.

Lyons Township high school 

Lyons township high school is a mess. these messy ass vsco ho’s will literally sell their soul for republishes. the boys are all addicted to nicotine although they’ve never smoked a cigarette in their lives. the school is infested with not only cockroaches but also mosquitoes. everyone’s rich parents give them a comfortable lifestyle of expensive cars and never actually dealing with the consequences of their actions because their parents could pay a fine.
“i’m very happy i don’t go to Lyons township high school
“lyons township high school is disgusting!! it’s infested with bugs!”
“yeah another kid at lyons township high school got booked with his juul

lyons, nebraska 

A small town filled with rich assholes and the few kids who aren't shitting money probably smoke pot, got pregnant their juniors year or think they're emo/lesbian.
"You live in Lyons, Nebraska?"
"Yeah!"
"Jesus christ stay away from me you freak."
lyons, nebraska by sahdude69 December 3, 2016

lyons-uhlenbrauck 

A special task force which included the two gods. Lyons and Uhlenbrauck.
Together they invented math and the english language and both were the first rappers known to man.
With there amazing skills and abilities, they were the gods of all gods. Known for blessing people with their skills and marking them with their names.

Scientists believe that one day someone will be born with both Lyons and Uhlenbrauck in their name, and when the day comes, Gods will once again walk the earth.
"yo he attacked you like is he was a lyons-uhlenbrauck!"
"your shaking like if you saw lyons-uhlenbrauck!"
lyons-uhlenbrauck by word of god February 4, 2005