Lyons

absolute giga chad think timothee chalamet but alot hotter taller and just a chad in every way

holy fuck thats lyons i would let him rail me

by jioidfgoisdfsdign November 21, 2021

Lyons Creek middle school

This school is actual prison welcome

Lyons Creek middle school is the worst school ever

by Alexa gymnasts October 24, 2019

lyons township high school

possibly the greatest high school on the face of the planet. located in western springs, IL and lagrange, IL many of those who attend are brought up in well-off households and families. This provides the students with a false sense of security, but whtevessssss its still a beast school. peace love great american bagel. chipotle gives the seniors free burritos. anddd theres two campuses. :

'dude did u see lyons township high school in the bball game last night??'
'totes man they dominatedddd. oh and they also won state for soccer?? how cool are they?'
'i wish i was as cool as LT. too bad i go to central.'
'i love coach dry'
'yea LT is as beast as tits and jizz combined'

by COOLEST PERSON EVER 29121 April 22, 2010

lyons middle senior high school

A shit hole of crack addicts and people who have small peens and are going to hell.

Dude you go to Lyons middle senior high school?
That means you a hoe bag backstabbing cunt.

by Big dick big sag December 12, 2019

Lyons Township high school

Lyons township high school is a mess. these messy ass vsco ho’s will literally sell their soul for republishes. the boys are all addicted to nicotine although they’ve never smoked a cigarette in their lives. the school is infested with not only cockroaches but also mosquitoes. everyone’s rich parents give them a comfortable lifestyle of expensive cars and never actually dealing with the consequences of their actions because their parents could pay a fine.

“i’m very happy i don’t go to Lyons township high school”
“lyons township high school is disgusting!! it’s infested with bugs!”
“yeah another kid at lyons township high school got booked with his juul

by The Chicago Times September 23, 2018

lyons, nebraska

A small town filled with rich assholes and the few kids who aren't shitting money probably smoke pot, got pregnant their juniors year or think they're emo/lesbian.

"You live in Lyons, Nebraska?"
"Yeah!"
"Jesus christ stay away from me you freak."

by sahdude69 December 3, 2016

lyons-uhlenbrauck

A special task force which included the two gods. Lyons and Uhlenbrauck.
Together they invented math and the english language and both were the first rappers known to man.
With there amazing skills and abilities, they were the gods of all gods. Known for blessing people with their skills and marking them with their names.

Scientists believe that one day someone will be born with both Lyons and Uhlenbrauck in their name, and when the day comes, Gods will once again walk the earth.

"yo he attacked you like is he was a lyons-uhlenbrauck!"
"your shaking like if you saw lyons-uhlenbrauck!"

by word of god February 4, 2005