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Lumb

1. To be in the state of nothing.
2. Describing a object as useless and unnesessary.
3. Describing a place where there's nothing to do, that's useless and that seems unnesessary.
Me: That Chinease finger trap is really lumb.
Mark Brownstein: Yeah, but so is Aaron Murray's hometown.
by Chris Snahnican October 2, 2007
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lumb

a living organism dedicated to the subject of mathematics in other words a dedicated math teacher who devotes his life to math and even takes the feeling of his math books into great account. they generally like to get their nutrition from PAOs (white steamed buns). of the male species. likes to wear unrevelaing garments such as high trousers and tucked in shirt. glasses are compulsory. occasional blue hair is optional. usually equipped with over six calculators.
'i lumb lumb' - i love maths

fred: those glasses make you look like such a nerd. you epic lumb.

bob: Hey john do you have a calculator?
John: of course, i have six
bob: omg you're so lumb
by agentragents October 11, 2009
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Lumb Digger

When playing a video game such as Super Smash Brothers, you have a chance of getting a lumb digger as a partner. While playing your partner isn't doing anything to help you, while you are being thrown off the edge. This ultimately results in you losing or your partner stealing your lives because they died too fast.

During a game of Smash Brothers 2 Vs. 2. Mark and Dan were holding me off the edge, while Aaron Murray was trying to open a box then a barrol. I shouted, "Aaron Murray you are such a lumb digger!"
by Chris Snahnican October 2, 2007
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lumb digging

to sit around and do nothing; the state of being unproductive
While playing a video game: "Man I feel like I've been getting double teamed the whole game, I wish my teammate would quit lumb digging and help me out."

Aaron Murray lumb digs all day long
by Mark Brownstein June 8, 2007
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nips are lumb

a code word for when someone is intoxicated. or Lips are numb.
Lindsay was yelling "my nips are lumb!!!" after having too much razpberry bacardi.
by Sarbear 09 May 21, 2008
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Angela Lumb

The most beautiful, most kind hearted, adorable, lovable girl in the whole world <3
by Mr Amazing loves you June 24, 2010
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Bradleigh Lumbed

When an individual finds themselves anally skewered on the erect penis of an extremely well blessed, handsome bloke. Historically this term originated as cockney rhyming slang for being 'bummed' but in reality it's far more painful.
If one finds themselves so stuffed with penis to the extent they are vomiting the perpetrators ejaculat.... they're likely to have been 'Bradleigh Lumbed'
by Straighshootermagoo July 21, 2024
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