1. A parallel universe in Alberta,
Canada where you get laid, you get
drunk, you get laid, you get high, you get laid, drunk again, smoke, get
drunk, get high, get laid, smoke, get drunk again and enjoy the mountains.
2. A place where guys sometimes say that they love the Shaft and girls don't even think they're gay. You can get shafted for only $4.50.
3. A place where a church night is something exciting.
I
came here, got
laid, made some money and friends and went back home. It's Lake Louise you
know.
I'm living the Lake Louise lifestyle. It's really unhealthy.