lovebot

a polite term for a sexbot

1. a sexbot that someone has fallen in love with

2. a sexbot specifically designed for humans to fall in love with

3. a fuckbot you make love to

4. how you describe your new Robovenus to the rest of the family

5. the trademark of a limited edition bot made in 2012 which was programmed more for companionship and conversation than sex; discontinued the following year

not to be confused with the Love Boat, a quasi-amusing TV show back in the pre-net days which starred actors and actresses sliding down to C-list status (but before they hit Hollywood Squares bottom)

"The next sexbot I buy, I hope I can afford one of those hot new foreign bots... maybe that sleek BMW lovebot with the level-5 AI, or maybe one of those new Mercedes models they're making in France."

"What about a Saab lovebot? I hear those Swedish models are hot! And they cry real tears!"

"Oh yeah! I just don't wanna buy another American-made model, like GE or Whirlpool... they fuck ok, but they're so blah otherwise."

"What about that new Japanese/Korean lovebot, the LG-12?"

"Hey man, I'm no perv!"

by dsimms January 26, 2008

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Loveboat

To lock up along with a large group of people who are infected with a deadly disease, like people trapped offshore on luxury cruise ships during the 2020 pandemic.

The judge decided to loveboat those with unpaid parking tickets instead of releasing them.

by personsunoun April 11, 2020

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