Love Child

The politically correct form of bastard in its original sense of an illegitimate offspring. The two words are often joined together for the phrase "bastard love child", a common setup of humorous analogies.

1. Gary and Sue had a love child, but they still haven't gotten married or even moved in together.

2. Dr. Pepper is the Bastard Love Child of Coke and Root Beer, and I will die by those words.

by Fritz1776 April 22, 2019

Love Child

The unplanned kid but the best one you'll ever have

We have six kids but Marcus is our love child

by Kingo10 June 15, 2023

fredandbarney love child

issue of illicit affair between fred flinstone and barney rubble, looks like barney, acts like fred

dag, check that seemingly innocuous dude with the nasty mouth acting all fredandbarney love child. someone should bam bam on him

by lexicali slim September 26, 2009

chinese love child

Love children from China. Since the implementation on one child policy there has been a steady rise of Chinese Love Children.

Oh, Chun Sen sai has too many Chinese love children... way to avoid government taxes while forcing these children into child labor. Classic China...

by Tronboy333 July 17, 2017

November love child

Someone born around the beginning/middle of November due to their parents conceiving them on Valentine's Day.

There are loads of them.

Guy #1: Dude, I why are nearly all our friends' birthdays in November?!
Guy #2: They're all November love children - loads of parents-to-be think it'll be a great idea to conceive on Valentine's Day. November is 9 months later!

by Nottel Inyu January 4, 2010

Secret love child

Shoto: are you all Mights secret love child

Deku: whaaaaa-

He is all mighty secret love child

by Hoe for sero January 3, 2021

california love child

the result of a child born to two hippie parents in california who werent technically married

She calls herself a california love child but her parents werent hippies. Lame.

by california love child November 12, 2007