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Love hole

the place where a friend goes when they enter a new relationship and you don't see them for a few months
"Is Jane coming to girls' night? We're watching Something Borrowed!"
"No, she has plans with Jack tonight."
"Oh yeah, they are really in the love hole."

"Joe hasn't come out with us since 'nam. Ever since he started dating Jackie."
"They're in the love hole, man. They'll emerge eventually- together or not."
by Buonasarahh July 20, 2014
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love hole

any canal you can stick something and get pleasure
My love hole aches for your loving.
by Joelle March 29, 2003
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love hotel

A Love Hotel /ləv/ /hōˈte/) is a short-stay, day-use only hotel with tariffs extending from 30 minutes to several hours. Originally used by Japanese married couples due to a lack of space in Japanese homes, love hotels are now often frequented by young couples who still live with their parents. In the French context they provide a convenient (indeed awesome!) location for a common French practise, the “cinq à sept” (literally, "five to seven", pronounced "sank-ah-set"). The phrase is used in France as a synecdoche for a visit to one's mistress. The rooms of love hotels, usually themed, include original decoration to meet all customers' fantasies (doctor’s office, bondage, mirrors, etc). The Love Hotel in Paris is located in Europe’s biggest sex shop. It is safe haven for low budget adulterers who have nowhere else to go for their cinq à sept. It is conveniently located in the middle of the city, easily accessible with public transport. One should be mentally prepared to walk into the sex shop by broad daylight, but when you’ve tried the office showers and the corner of the street in the middle of November, and have been busted a couple of times, you won’t care anymore, as long as you can get a private room and any kind of furniture to have sex on. It has a wide range of rooms with different themes, but the best ones are the African and Oriental rooms. It’s the best place to be in Paris, much better than the Eiffel Tower.
With Jean we needed a not too expensive place to fuck each other’s brains out, so we went to the love hotel after work between five and seven, then we ate cheese and drank wine before going home to our families.
by Jacques French June 4, 2013
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Don Juan's Love Hole

The most pleasuring orifice on any human beieng's body in the entire world. Don Juan is a nickname often given to badass pimps or attractive men with 'mad game'. Also called by some, Don Juan Perignon.
I inserted my rock hard, chiseled, pulsing, throbbing, slobber stick into Don Juan's Love Hole. I then ejaculated immediately from the extreme pleasure sensation.
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Love Horny

A term used to describe how someone is feeling. This particular feeling though, is when you want a partner for unconditional love, and someone to just cuddle and love at all times.
Friend: How are you?
Me: I'm love horny.
by SebastianIsntOK July 24, 2021
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I love hot moms

Usually said with no context. Or written in any place you can find. Often can be intertwined with “your mom”.
Guy: “I love hot moms.”
Guy #2: “Like who?”
Guy: “your mom.”
Guy #2: “Fuck you.”
by Gen-z meanings May 21, 2022
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Love holsters

The excess fat of an obese person that is used as handholds when mounting for doggy style. Most Love holsters, are found on or near the hips and or the back.
Dude I couldn't get up on her from the front, so I used her love holsters to pull my self up to her pooter.
by Stiffie95 July 10, 2010
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