Lousexual

Lou sexual is where you're only interested in Louis tomlinson.

"Im Lousexual"

Harry: "im Lousexual!"

by simpforlouistomlinson November 24, 2020

Spouse Louse

When a non-famous person shows up at an Awards Ceremony, leaching off their spouse's fame.

"Did you see Sarah Jessica Parker's husband at the Oscars?"
"No, but I saw a donkey in a dress with some dude."
"Yeah, that's them. Her boy's such a spouse louse!"

by Pissed Off Customer August 3, 2012

Lousiana Purchase

When a girl's ass transforms into a large mass and volume within a very short period of time less than 12 months similar to the immediate U.S. land expanison of 1803.

Dan: Dude, I don't know how her ass got that big. It was small last year.

David: Yeah, it was, that's a total Lousiana Purchase.

by DHolman_est1993 April 28, 2011

lousefucked

Totally drunk. Can be transposed into "corpsefucked" or "shitloused."

Man, I haven't seen my buddy in a long time. When he gets back, we're getting lousefucked.

by dan7575 August 26, 2006

Lousiana yard dog

alligators that turn up on folks property. also known as fideaux.

careful in the back, you might creep up on a lousiana yard dog.

by Anonymous July 7, 2003

Louse

A derogatory word, used for someone who is involved in idiocy or mishaps. Closely related to the word lousy but referring to self or others.

"I just dropped the TV and broke it. I'm such a louse."
"He is always so clumsy, what a louse."

by trko January 31, 2009

louser

Irish, particularly Dublin, slang that means someone who ruins things, or just a general bollix.

He loused that up!
He's a feckin' louser!

by fromireland October 29, 2007