Long John Silver

Another word for a man's penis. Commonly used as a replacement word on radio stations to avoid using derogatory language.

"he used his Long John Silver to write his name in the snow."

by Andyisbored May 20, 2022

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The Sloppy Long John Silver

The ultimate sexual act where one takes a fried fish from a 2-star Long John Silver and precedes to use it as a condom while performing intercourse.

by Moistmaster April 4, 2017

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when you suck someones dick with nutella or peanutbutter on it.

Her Friend: What did you do with him last night?
Her: Bro I gave him a good ol' long john silver.

by YaBoiJohn April 25, 2019

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When a girl swings in and lands on your sword as if a pirate attacking from one ship to another.

“Yo, this crazy chick I was with last night Long John Silvered me.”

by RealCfan March 18, 2023

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When you eat out a bitch and then she cuts out and leaves without giving you anything in return

I was chilling with this bitch last night and she gave me the old long John silver and dipped out before I burned the head

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