lolman 

lolman, tries his best to spoil the fun for others in online games and fails miserably.

If lolman is banned from a server he will return as he has a dynamic IP, for each return he recives another ban and eventually his whole range is banned

lolman by Zippo April 19, 2004

LolMan 

Cool But Dumb Boi

LolMan Can Be Used When You'r Talking About Me You Can Use it I guess

LolMan by LolManFromYoutubeWithKlara July 12, 2022

lolman roblox 

Why did f*cking roblox ban lolman?

Lolman: *doesn’t play roblox for years*
Also Lolman: *plays it in years*
Roblox: *bans lolman
That’s how Lolman roblox is used in a sentence

lolman roblox by Ninja Monke March 16, 2021

lolmart

Place to get some cheap...maybe even free lol's.

i.e. look...i just got a 24 pack of frozen rofl's at lolmart for $5!!!

lolmart by RoflCopter Nick May 7, 2007

A Loch Lomand 

the act of breaking up with your significant other in a ridiculously protracted manner

"You hear about Martin? He pulled a Loch Lomand on his girlfriend"
".....awkward"

A Loch Lomand by Tazzy_Devil88 April 28, 2015

LOLfan 

A title given to anyone who follows a series of movies/books just so they can laugh at it. Usually associated with the Twilight series.

Sara: ZOMG DID YOU SEE TWILIGHT I LOVE EDWARD IT IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER.

Amy: Yeah, I'm totally an LOLfan of Twatlight.

Sara: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN DID YOU SEE THE NEW TRAILER I LOVE EDWARD YAY.

LOLfan by Bean McBeans June 2, 2009

Loqman 

A guy who can sometimes be hot headed and lose control of his emotions in the moment, however when composed tends to remain objective and logical. Loqman will often have his bluntness confused with insensitivity but he remains straightforward in order to precisely communicate his sincerest thoughts and feelings, in other words hes a really genuine guy with no cynical motives. Loqman is also a zealous athletic performer, his ability to pick up sports comes as second nature, swiftly honing his skills in sports such as Basketball, Football, Rugby, Volleyball and Baseball. When found with nothing to do Loqman will pass the time by watching hentai, playing PC video games, or partying with da boiz.

Female 1: Did you just see Loqman dunk on that kid?
Female 2: Of course I did! I can't take my eyes off of him.
Female 3: His jawline is so sharp it could slice up my family 😍

Loqman by Vurpel August 7, 2018