Loli Slap

When a person or thing constantly says the phrase "Desu" they get a slap to the face.

Adam: Yo dude michael is such a loli

Victor: Yeah I loli slaped him last night

Adam: Kinky

Victor: Michael check out my new name! Desuman!

*Michael has lolislaped Victor*

Michael: It was super effective!

by WtfDidIJustMake August 7, 2010

Lolly stick insertion

When a man cums on a tampon before the woman knows and she is then instantly pregnant. This is usually used as a prank or used to not get a bloody peter.

Before the female knew, her boyfriend pulled off a lolly stick insertion so his penis doesn't get bloody.

by Philbrick17 September 22, 2013

loli shelter

A famous discord server that once belonged to an infamous YouTuber.

This is used when confronting lolicons.

Damn bro you a loli shelter member?

Yes I'm a loli shelter member, How'd you know?

by Yes I'm aok May 16, 2021

lolly stick

cockney rhyming slang for dick

hey baby, wanna suck my lolly stick?!

by ben curry September 24, 2003

lolly squeeze

Inserting one’s erect penis into a revolving door to stop its movement.

After my shopping spree at Bed Bath and Beyond I got my rocks off with a late afternoon Lolly Squeeze at Eaton Centre.

by Blake791 October 23, 2023

Dragon Loli Syndrome

Dragon Loli Syndrome, or DLS, is the phenomenon in which characters are designed to look like children, but in there lore they're stated to be hundreds if not thousands of years old. Some people use a character with DLS to justify drawing Lolicon artwork.

"Yet another character suffering Dragon Loli Syndrome ruined by the Coomers"

by FossilDiggerStudios July 26, 2024

Lollisexual

A person who is only attracted to those who identify as asexual.

"I only like asexuals, therefore I identify as Lollisexual"

by Lollisexual March 24, 2022